Friday, February 09, 2007

Listen Up Jay-Z!!!


English Financial powerhouse Barclays PLC, has purchased the rights to name the new stadium for the New Jersey Nets. They purchased the rights for $400 million dollars. Jay-Z is under scrutiny for allowing the bank to name the stadium. The Barclays have long been accused of profiting from slave labor and dealing with South Africa during the height of apartheid. This makes me ask, is Jay-Z selling out? Surely he knows of their past. If he doesn't, he needs to get educated. Note to Jay-Z: $400 million dollars is alot of money but, it can't pay for all the broken families, blood sweat and tears!

R.I.P. Anna Nicole Smith


Sadly she said goodbye, but hello again to her son. We'll miss her antics. Let's pray for DanniLynn.

Just To Answer A Few Questions...



Who will get custody of Anna Nicole's daughter? According to Bahamian law, Howard K. Stern will get tempoary custody. What will happen with the DNA testing? Larry Birkhead, the allged father, has asked that Anna Nicole's mouth be swabbed immediately. If it is his child he will get custody. Who will get her money? Anna Nicole's lawyers were still fighting for her money but, should she win, it will go to her daughter. Was she married to Howard K. Stern? No, they were not legally married. According to sources, illegal drugs and prescription drugs were found in the hotel room. This is such a sad story. May Anna Nicole finally rest in peace, with her son.

Thursday, February 08, 2007

Look At The Deaths!





First, Anna Nicole Smith's elderly husband dies. When Anna Nicole fights for her money, her deceased husband's son dies, suddenly. Then her son Daniel dies under strange circumstances, now Anna Nicole? Who's left? Howard K Stern!

Sad News!!!


What have I told you all? Anna Nicole Smith passed away today at the age of 39. Look back in my first blog entries. I told you Howard K. Stern was going to get her $400 million dollars! this is a sad day but sadder because a murderer is in the loose!

Breaking News!!!!!!!!


Anna Nicole Smith collapsed today. She was in Hollywood, Florida at the Hard Rock casino when she collapsed. Apparently CPR had to be performed. Recently I saw her on Entertainment Tonight and she could barely talk! She was definitely under the influence of SOMETHING! She seriously looked like a methadone addict! Could she have been the one who gave her son the methadone? I hope not! Note to readers: I know Anna Nicole is not perfect, but someone is feeding her the drugs! How can a man be with you every waking moment of the day and not know you are getting high? Watch that man! His name is Howard K. Stern! P.S. She is playing right into the hands of Larry Birkhead. He already said she was drunk while pregnant. The hospital is going to test her for drugs! Wake up fool!

I Know!!!


I know I said I wasn't going to bring this up but, What the hell is Ray-J thinking? Why is he embarassing his religious parents? I'm sure you heard about his sex tape scandal. Kim Kardashian (daughter of O.J. Simpson lawyer, Robert Kardashian) and Ray-J have a tacky little tape. I hear they sold it for money! Anyhoo, I'm sure Ray-J and Brandy's parents are proud of their son the porno king and their daughter the negligent homicide artist.

Let Him Know!


Could somebody please let The Game know that his show sucks! Tell him that drinking a bottle of Hennessey and walking around with his pants off his behind is not a show! Can you tell I don't like him? I don't mean to wear my feelings on my sleeve but, I do. Note to The Game: Get it together or you'll be a has-been like Ja-Rule!

Say What?


Ebony magazine says that Raven Symone is worth $400 million dollars! Hey cousin Raven! Sike! Seriously though, she is suppose to be worth $400 million dollars! Who would have thought a show on Disney would net you so much? Although, that's the way Nick Cannon made his money. You go, Raven! Note to Raven: About that loan? LMAO

I'm Sorry!!!


I saw this picture and the first thing that came to mind was "Shouldn't that box be smaller?" LMBAO

Whateva!



John Amaechi, a former NBA player, has come out of the closet! Surprised? I'm not! Personally, I don't care! He's just another gainfully employed brother that doesn't want ME! To this I say "Whateva!" Did I mention that he has written a book to coincide with his "coming out?" Perhaps he isn't gainfully employed. Sounds like a desperate attempt to make some money. Note to John: Lace up those sneakers, because nobody cares! Had you felt-up one of your former colleagues, maybe we'd care! I'm going to give you the "Who Cares!" award.

Wednesday, February 07, 2007

Happy Birthday!


Happy Birthday Wordswork02! You are my inspiration! Thank God you were born on this day!!!

You Don't Have To Be A Rocket Scientist To......


Apparently you don't have to be a rocket scientist to put on a diaper and drive cross country to kill your rival. Just crazy! Lisa Nowak drove from Houston Texas to Orlando to kill Colleen Shipman. Mrs. Nowak thought that Shipman was trying to get her man astronaut William Oefelein. It is not clear what the relationship is between the three. Mrs. Shipman says that Nowak has been stalking her for 2 years. Note to readers: It's not like she didn't have anything else to do. Nowak has 5 year old twins and a 14 or 15 year old son. Can you say PSYCHO?

Tuesday, February 06, 2007

Oh No She Didn't!


No, Michelle Rodriguez didn't try to make a tether a fashion statment! Why did she wear that outfit to Marc Jacobs fashion show? Not cool girl!

What The F___?


I have three recipients of the "What The F__?" award. Lenny Kravitz for looking smelly all the time! His daughter Zoe for no color (couldn't she add a little blush? Damn!). Lil Kim for being full of collagen an plastic and leftover parts. She looks unbelievable! I don't mean that in a good way. Note to readers: When your statue at Madame Tussaint's wax theater looks more lifelike, it's time to stop the plastic surgery!

I'm Tired Now Ya'll!


I'm tired now ya'll! O.K., rumor has it that 50-cent and Ciara are an item. I hope it's true because she has been linked to damn near everyone. He could further a sister's career! I just don't want no beef with him and Bow-Wow! LMAO

Monday, February 05, 2007

Keep It On The DownLow!


Rumor has it that a former MTV employee is writing a tell-all book about his interaction with the music industry and his life on the down-low. His name is Terrence Dean. I heard that he was the only person that thought he was on the down-low. I also hear that he started an all male organization for people to connect on the down-low. Get this, he is not naming names! What's the purpose? Why is this a tell-all book? Who cares? P.S. The name of the male organization is Men Empowered. Again who cares?

What Do You Think?



I asked my friend who she was rooting for in the Superbowl and she sent me these pictures. They show Lovie Smith and his wife and Tony Dungy and his wife. Do you understand where she's going? I told her you can't help who you fall in love with, she replied out of sight out of mind! Touche'

Is It Me?


Is it me or is Jamie Foxx getting annoying? I hate to say it but he is starting to remind me of Robin Williams. I hate to watch them in interviews! Just all over the place! They never answer questions. Me thinks Oscar went to his head! Is he not answering questions to avoid his sexuality rumors? Did I say that? Anyhoo, ya'll know you were thinking the same thang!