50 Cent! No, Make That A Dollar!

In 2004, 50 Cent invested in Glaceau. Glaceau is the company that makes Vitamin Water. Three years later his investment is paying off. Coca Cola bought Glaceau for 4 Billion dollars. 50 Cent owns 10% of Glaceau and will receive $400 million dollars. Say what ya wanna say about the man but he is getting paid, in or out of the booth. Note to 50 Cent: Do you remember when I loaned you that $30 million dollars? Anyhoo, it's time to pay back! LOL

She Needs Prayer!

Do you remember Maia Campbell? She was on the LL Cool J show "In the House." Well, apparently she has a drug problem. She has been using for a while, but is now accused of stealing cars. The loss of her mother Bebe Moore Campbell has pushed her over the edge. Pray for her y'all!

Happy Birthday!

Happy 63rd Birthday to Patty Labelle. Happy 40th Birthday to Heavy D. Where is Heavy D now? Last time I saw him he had lost a great amount of weight. I hope he is still rocking the new body! Have a wonderful day!

What A Day!!!!!

On this day (nevermind the year) a wonderful event occured! A beautiful baby was born! She joined her sister and was rarin to go! She overheard the nurses gossiping in the nursery. Her career began! I've been gossiping ever since! Enjoy this day, I know I will!




Sincerely,
TLUV

Who's Your Daddy?

I am asking this question to Vernon Winfrey. Yes, Oprah's daddy! Remember, I told you he was writing a tell-all book? Well, it blindsided Oprah. She wasn't aware of the book until a reporter asked her how she felt about it. Now, Vernon has decided NOT to write the book. Oprah probably slapped his ass with a roll of 20's! What an ingrate! I would have done the same thing! If Oprah can build a 30 million dollar school in South Africa, she would have helped him out of any situation.

What?

Comedy Central will be roasting Flava Flav on August 12th. I thought he was already roasted! Actually, I thought he was over-roasted, burnt perhaps! LMAO




Photo from Black Voices BV newswire

Oh Foxxy....

Foxxy has been ordered to submit to DNA testing. The Broward County prosecutors want to prove that Foxxy, indeed, spit on that Beauty Supply owner. Her new CD will probably be a hit! All she needs to do is rap about her troubles. It worked for 50 Cent. Note to Foxxy: Claim insanity! Show them your recent pictures with the Groovy Grape and High-Kicking Wine lipstick and the ridiculous baby-hair, and they will surely believe you! Photo from www.Drewreports.com

Happy Birthday!

Happy 34th Birthday to singer Maxwell. I know what you're thinking! "What the hell happened to him?"

Uh, Excuse Me?

Foxxy Brown is coming out with a new CD. WHY? What could she possibly rap about? How to kick ass in a beauty supply? Anyhoo, I have made a rap for her. Sing the song like the new song by Lil Mama.
chorus
What you know about me
What you know about me

My lipstick is played
My CD's aren't selling
People think I'm a man
But I am not telling!

So That's What Happened.....

Jawn Murray, a columnist at Black Voices, is reporting that Solange Knowles has divorced her husband Daniel. I knew it would be done secretly, hell they married secretly. Can you say shotgun wedding? Anyhoo, I've been reporting that he hasn't been seen in over a year. Note to Solange: Next time you get preggers, make sure the guy likes you. He treated the situation like a pity case.

It's Good To Know...

I am happy to hear that celebrities have to worry about identity theft too. Ashanti and Nia Long are the latest victims. It's hard to believe that people these days can't recognize a Nia Long-wannabe but, anything is possible. I don't worry about identity theft. If someone impersonates me, they will be very disappointed. Not only will they be denied all credit, they might be detained. LMAO

Stop Payment on Check #1,980!

Did you know that Vernon Winfrey (Oprah's daddy) is writing a tell-all book? Is he crazy? He has the most generous daughter in the world and he wants to anger her! I heard him say that Oprah hasn't married Stedman because he can't bring anything to the table. Damn, Vernon! Oprah went to live with her father at the age of 14. She was also pregnant at the time (the baby passed on). They have had a rocky relationship in the past but, Oprah felt they were getting closer. Just shows that once a skunk, always a skunk! What could he possibly want?

Hello Readers!

If you notice that my posts are a little slow, it's because I am in the middle of a transition. I should be up and fully functional by June 10th. I know how hot you want your gossip to be, therefore, I will post as much as I can during my move. I am sorry to keep ya waiting! Please bear with me!



Sincerely,
TLUV

Happy Birthday!

Happy Birthday goes out to Naomi Campbell,37, Jadakiss,32, and Johnny Gill,41. Geminis are sooo talented! Party it up! Note to Naomi: Stay away from the cocaine! Note to Naomi's assistant: DUCK!

American Fido!

Paula Abdul has apparently broken her nose! While tipping back her flask of whiskey she tripped over her Hennesey bottle. SIKE! LOL Mrs. Abdul tripped trying to avoid stepping on her dog. That is soooo boring! I like my excuse better! Maybe she should ressurect her singing career now! She was always nasally to me anyway! LMAO

Why?

Why so many arrests in hip-hop? The latest was Method-Man! He was pulled over for driving a Navigator with expired plates. What? When the officer approached the car he smelled marijuana. What, What? He searched the car and found blunts in the ashtray and 3 ounces of marijuana. I'm not surprised he had the weed, I can't figure out why he was smoking IN the car WITH expired tags! If that's not hood ish, I don't know what is! Get it together, Meth!

Happy Birthday!

I pity da fool who doesn't wish Mr. T a happy 55th birthday! He'll probably spend his day cleaning that green off his neck! Cheap jewelry will do it everytime! LOL