Friday, March 30, 2007

Arguably!


Arguably the best photo of Macy Gray ever taken! I know what I said about pictures taken with the mouth open but, she actually looks good! Land sakes! Next let's work on looking this good in person!

Update!


O.K. Suge Knight says he was not evicted! He says that he was moving anyway! He just happened to get a LAPD escort. I know exactly what he is saying. That man that took my car at 4 o'clock in the morning, with that tow truck, was just borrowing it! The people from Rent-A-Center that came and got their furniture back, was helping me move! Just kidding folks! Does he really think we believe him? Note to readers: I thought Suge found Jesus, lately! Apparently lying is the last sin to go! LOL

I Know! I Know!

This has nothing to do with hip-hop but, Maroon 5 is back and I love them! ohttp://link.brightcove.com/services/link/bcpid687239748/bctid713265724O.K. I don't only listen to hip-hop! I have an eclectic taste, when it comes to music. Listen for yourself! Tell me what you think!

Update!


This woman that is claiming to be Chris Rocks baby-mama, is being touted as the "other woman." The child, in question, is thirteen years old! The Enquirer has been very irresponsible! They lead people to believe that Chris Rock stepped out on his wife. I'm no mathematician but, the Rocks have been married only ten years. That baby probably came long before they started dating. Anyhoo, Malaak knows which side her bread is buttered! Girl, keep your husband and million dollar lifestyle!

Thursday, March 29, 2007

PSSSST!


(fake whisper) Suge Knight was evicted from his condo on Wilshire Blvd. on Friday. LAPD sat outside as his belongings were removed and put in a truck. I guess after all those lawsuits and losing his artists, he was finding it difficult to pay his mortgage. Ya'll didn't hear ANY of this from me.

Say What?


Halle Berry has admitted to trying to commit suicide after her failed marriage to David Justice. Funny, I tried to commit suicide because he DIDN'T marry me! Just kidding! Mrs. Berry says that she tried to gas herself but pulled out at the last minute. I know she's happy she did! There would have been no Oscar, no $20 million per movie and no Gabriel! How YOU doing? Note to Halle: Girl, you got too many things to live for! If you go, I got first dibs on Gabriel! LOL

I Don't Know!!!


Allhiphop.com has pictures of Aubrey (pictured on the far right) at the party for Christina Aguilera. People say the pregnancy is a rumor but, me thinks she's belly-high! What do you think? Rumor also has it that her baby daddy might be Diddy! Not another damn Diddy! He'll soon have enough children to start a baseball team. The New York Diddies! Bad Boy Diddies! Has a certain ring to it LOL Note to readers: Hopefully Danity Kane can resume their recording career. Diddy is known to shelve his acts for years. Pregnancy may not have been a good idea right now.

Wednesday, March 28, 2007

What's In The Water?




Apparently, only R&B singers are drinking it! Three R&B singers are pregnant. Cassie (pictured far left), Aubrey (pictured far right), and one of the sisters from Cherish (pictured far right in group photo). Please ladies don't go the route LeeLee (from SWV) went. Get the wealth, then the babies!

Say It Ain't So!


A woman is claiming to have had an affair with Chris Rock and had a baby! Money is something else! Ya'll know he couldn't have got a woman to have an affair on, if he wasn't rich! Anyhoo, the baby suffers from seizures and needs help. I hope that he takes a DNA test and he is not the father! That's rare! The poor brothers living in their mamas basements are always dodging the bullet. Those rich guys are always guilty. I guess you write down the days you sleep with someone with money. Those broke brothers you try to forget! LOL Let's see how this plays out! The National Enquirer is outcold for this one! LOL

Blunt Eyed Pea?


Taboo, a member of 'The Black Eyed Pea" was arrested last night after crashing his car outside of East LA. The charge was driving under the influence. The police found a small amount of marijuana and a prescription drug (he had no prescription for). He was booked and released on $5000 bail. Note to readers: I am not surprised! Have you seen the way he dresses? He is high all the damn time! He looks like a monkey in a wig! You know you were thinking it! LOL This is his mugshot! Thank you TMZ! What would we know without you? Not a damn thang!

I'm Disgusted And Outraged!


I read an article in Details Magazine about "Mandingo Parties." Apparently the journalist thought they were new things but, they've been going on for years. I knew nothing about them until now. Let me enlighten you! White affluent couples (usually swingers) hire black, young, and well endowed men to come to a party and "sleep" with their wives (usually ugly and rotund). I am sickened because most of the husbands and wives are racist. They just can't resist the fantasy. I don't know who makes me sicker! Is it the "Mandingos"? Is it the "Swingers"? Look at the people in the picture! They don't put "Mandingo" into my mind! More like "Slobingos"! Note to readers: Why is it that "swingers" and nudists are always the ones who need to keep their clothes on at all times?LMAO

Lawsuit!!!



50 Cent says he will sue the lawyer for Jimmy "Henchman" Rosemond if an apology and retraction isn't issued. The attorney for the CEO of Czar Entertainment, has said that when Tony Yayo, allegedly, assaulted Rosemond's son 50 Cent was present. 50 says he has proof that he was not even in New York at the time. The 14 year old claims 50 was in the car but he doesn't say he got out of the car. I say sue them! I like G-Unit and 50 Cent! The actions (or alleged actions) of a rogue member of your clan, behind your back, aren't your actions! Tony Yayo will answer to the charges. If he is guilty, then he should go down. Not the entire G-Unit. Stop the 50 bashing! Stop it NOW! Note to readers: In case you didn't know there is a real beef between Jimmy Rosemond and 50 Cent. Rosemond is "allegedly" a legend in the streets of New York. He is said to be an ex-gang member. 50 Cent has beefed up his security since the situation aforementioned. Stop the violence ya'll! We've lost enough hip-hop greats! Pictured above is Jimmy "Henchman" Rosemond (left) and 50 Cent (right).

Another Itty Bitty Diddy?


Yes, that's right! Sara Chapman (I don't know who she is either!) gave birth to a baby fathered by Diddy last summer. Damn Diddy! That makes 5 Diddy's! Not that anyone is counting but, she was preggers at the same time Kim was! See how money changes things? This women gave birth so damn quietly, people don't believe it! Diddy was asked and admitted there was a baby born last summer. Most women don't want a man with 5 children. Money has a way of making those things O.K. Wrap it up Diddy!! There are worse things than kids that come from unprotected sex!

Tuesday, March 27, 2007

Need Geico?


Eddie Griffin was practicing for a charity race when he crashed his Ferrari Enzo (worth more than $1.5 million dollars) into a wall. Lay off the blunts dude!

1 Million Reasons!


Vivica Foxx had $1 million reasons why she shouldn't have been driving drunk! Cadillac has pulled her sponsorship! They paid her $1 million a year to be their spokesperson. GM was so disenchanted with her DUI arrest that they snatched her position. Note to Vivica: Never bite the hand that feeds you! Yeah, I know! Iknow! You didn't think you were drunk! No one ever does!

Why??


What has this world come to? I saw a story so disturbing, it made you never wanna end a relationship. A young college girl lost he life at the hands of her ex-boyfriend. The ex-boyfriend then went on to burn her body in a bar-b-que grill. If this sickens you click to read on.http://www.myfoxhouston.com/myfox/pages/Home/Detail?contentId=2769490&version=1&locale=EN-US&layoutCode=TSTY&pageId=1.1.1

Monday, March 26, 2007

UPDATE!!!


I took a looksy at the Sister2Sister interview with LeeLee (of SWV fame) and it gets worse. Not only was she homeless but she used to hang out in gay bars and pick up women for a place to lay her head. She hints at sexual favors for pay! She also talks about having her first child at 15 and her second at 17. She speaks on dropping out of school and working at an early age. This girl has been through the ringer! Somebody, call her! Throw her some change, PLEASE! Note to Non-R&B identifiers: LeeLee is on the far left in the picture!

What In The Monkey Madness Hell?




I hear that Tamala Jones and rapper Big Gipp have ended their relationship of 2 years. Did you hear what I said? Relationship! 2 Years? What kind of psychotropic drug was she ingesting? I can't believe she even dated him! Something must be good about him. His wife was the singer Joy! Very beautiful girl! Anyhoo fellas, Tamala Jones is now a free agent. Not sure if you really wanna touch that now! YIKES!

SWV Is B-R-O-K-E!


I am hearing rumblings that LeeLee of the singing group SWV(Sister With Voices) has fallen on hard times. LeeLee is doing an interview with Sister2Sister and tells of her hard times. I am so sorry to her about this! CoCo, the lead singer, has gone on to record sucessful Gospel CD's. Taj married her longtime sweetheart, Tennessee Titan Eddie George. The couple will talk about their love on a TV1 special called "I married a Baller." Poor LeeLee! Note to readers: The picture shown has LeeLee in the middle and CoCo on the upper left and Taj on the upper right.

Breaking News!


Dr. Joshua Perper has ruled Anna Nicole Smith's death an accidental overdose. She had 9 different prescription drugs in her body. A viral and bacterial infection were contributing factors also. Say what you want, Howard K. Stern had something to do with it too!

Sunday, March 25, 2007

What The Hell?


Atlantic Records rapper DG Yola was shot in the face, yesterday, in an attempt to rob him. Authorities say Yola was at a red light when someone approached and shot him in the face. The bullet went in one cheek and out the other. He is going to survive his injuries. His family says he is already writing new material. Is he trying to be like 50 Cent? Some people will do anything to become a successful rapper! Personally, I've never heard of his ass! Anyhoo, good luck! Oh, and next time, turn the other cheek! LOL

Yayo Goes To Jayel!


Tony Yayo, a member of G-Unit, has been arrested for assaulting a 14 year old boy. The boy in question is the son of Jimmy "Henchman" Rosemond, the president of Czar Entertainment and manager of The Game. Allegedly, 50 Cent and Tony Yayo and their entourage were leaving the offices of Violator Management. The 14 year old was walking down the street, he was on his way to his intern position with his father. The boy was wearing a Czar Entertainment T-shirt. Tony Yayo aproached him, pushed him against the wall and backhanded him. Of course, 50 Cent is being blamed, even though, he never approached the boy. These two factions are beefing over comments made about Jimmy "Henchman" Rosemond by 50 Cent. Sticks and Stones boys! Although, I have seen alot of 14 year old boys I want to backhand and tell them to pull up their damn pants! I'm sorry! I digressed, again!