Saturday, April 14, 2007

Rumor Has It.....



Rumor has it that rapper Shyne is coming home this summer. Fresh off a 8 year bid for shooting someone at a nightclub. Diddy better watch his back! For those of you who don't know, allow me to break it down. Remember when Diddy was dating J-Lo and he was involved in a shooting at a nightclub? Diddy was charged but acquitted. Shyne took the rap and feels like Diddy sold him up the river. Well, Shyne is coming home! Diddy better call Suge and ask for some backup! During the trial Diddy allegedly asked his bodyguard to say that the gun found in the car was his. Allegedly he offered the bodyguard $25,000 dollars. Shyne is famous for the song "Bad Boys", and sounding similar to Biggie.

Happy Birthday!




Happy 33rd Birthday to Da Brat. Many of us are wondering where you are but, we're sure you are O.K. Please come forward and tell us if you are still rapping. Until then, have a wonderful day!

Oh Romeo! Whereforth Art Thou?


Romeo, the son of Master P and star of "Romeo", has signed to USC. He is the first rapper to get a full ride academic scholarship. He plans to get a degree in Business Administration. He also plans to play Basketball for the Trojans. I'm so proud of him. His brother Vercy Miller has also signed on to attend USC. Go Romeo! Note to Romeo: In light of all the stars and rappers losing their money, shouldn't you major in Accounting? Just a thought!

Thursday, April 12, 2007

Prayer Works!


Today Les Moonves announced that CBS was dropping Don Imus. His show will be hosted by his wife and his sidekick until they find a replacement. I believe that justice has prevailed. He will only go to Sirius satellite radio but, you have a choice there. I have Sirius radio in my car, I will not go to the dial he shows up on. Finally, people have accepted responsibilty! Note to the readers and people who likened Don Imus to rappers: There is a distinct difference in seeing college women playing basketball and assuming they are hoes, then looking at the videos and seeing women acting like hoes!

One, Too Many Jello Pudding Pops!



What's wrong with Bill Cosby? I, initially, agreed with him about OUR responsibility as parents. Since his speech his behavior has been erratic. Mr. Cosby stands on a pedestal and looks down on everyone that doesn't agree with him. Firstly, he's no Saint! His children have had problems just like everyone elses. They've been through drug addictions and dropping out of school. He has even had many extramarital affairs. Just because his wife didn't leave him doesn't make it O.K. Anyhoo, Dr. Eric Michael Dyson disagreed with Mr. Cosby about responsibility. He agreed we should accept responsibility but he said there are alot of other issues to attend to first. Mr. Cosby didn't take too kindly to what Dr. Dyson said. When Dr. Dyson and his wife encountered Mr. Cosby, at a restaurant, Mr. Cosby gave Dr. Dyson the middle finger. I ask you, what kind of example is this? He needs to lead by example. He can start by not having sex with random white women (or black for that matter). Next he can stop acting like a Saint, until he gets caught doing something wrong. Thirdly, he can explain why several women have come to his house and been given Benadryl, and fondled. Until the good Dr. Bill Cosby accepts HIS responsibility on these issues, he can't expect anyone to listen and take him seriously. Note to Dr. Eric Michael Dyson: You handled the situation very classy. By not fighting with him, you made him look like the ass! Nice to know we still have strong, educated black men. Keep it up!

Wednesday, April 11, 2007

We Did It!


MSNBC has announced they will no longer carry the Don Imus show! I knew they would buckle after his sponsors dropped him. If you hit them where it hurts they will be more accountable for their programming. You don't need Rev. Al Sharpton or Rev. Jesse Jackson to stage marches. Money talks and BS walks! To everyone who wrote to MSNBC, I thank you from the bottom of my heart. In other news, Don Imus' wife Deidre wrote a book and was suppose to do book signing tours. That has been scrapped because of her husband and his ignorant comments. Booyah! Note to Deidre Imus: I assume that you are somewhat educated, since you wrote a book and all, do yourself a favor and drop that cretin! Once you drop him, write a book about it. That should be a Best-seller! Note to Don Imus: Retire! Pretend to go out on top. Whatever you do, just GO!

Dem's Fightin Words!


Mel B put Eddie Murphy's name on her baby's birth certificate! Girl, in the hood, that would cause a fight! I think Eddie has met his match! This girl ain't giving up without a fight! I don't blame her! Just because you met someone else, don't try to act like WE never happened. This is going to be funny. I can see Eddie now, picking up the baby for visitation and he is driving a bus. He needs a bus to carry his 6 kids and Tracey's (Babyface's ex and his new girlfriend) 2 boys. Note to Eddie: Get the DNA test quick, this could get ugly! Oh, and next time, strap it up! This goes to show that in England or The United States, the hood is the hood.

That's So Orlando!


Orlando Brown, the sidekick on "That's So Raven", was arrested and charged with possession. Apparently, Brown was stopped for driving with his lights off, in the Houston area. Officers searched his car and found nine grams of marijuana. Note to "That's So Raven" fans: Why didn't Raven see this coming and tell him?

Tuesday, April 10, 2007

It's A Girl!


Good News! Larry Birkhead just found out he IS the father of Anna Nicole Smith's baby! I am so happy for him! Howard K. Stern had the nerve to say he'll let Larry visit DannieLynn at his house. He said that he wanted to make the transition less painful for DannieLynn. Excuse me but, a 7 month old loves whoever feeds them. She can't even say DaDa yet! Give that man his baby, fool!

I'm Waiting!


Today is the day that we all find out who is the father of DannieLynn. My money is on Larry Birkhead but, neither of them may be the father! Anna Nicole got around! I just wanna say one thing! I'm tired of people talking about Virgie Arthur, Anna Nicole's mother. People need to look back and think about the fact that Anna Nicole had her mother raise her son, Daniel, until he was 7 or 8 years old! If she was so abusive, why let her take care of your son? If you loved your son as much as you say, why give him to an abuser? Anna Nicole was angry that her mother told the truth about her! She told that she was on drugs and that she didn't grow up poor! They lived middle class, despite what she told everybody. If Virgie Arthur abused her children why was she an officer of the law until she retired? Note to readers: All that other malarkey was the ramblings of an angry addict who feared her mother would take her children from her!

Lastly!


I'm tired of giving breath to this man but, Don Imus has been suspended. Yes, he has been given 2 weeks suspension starting next week. Why next week? It should be effective immediately! See, what I'm saying? They suspend him as if that will shut us up! I am still on a mission! This man should never occupy federal airwaves! Let him get a CB and go in his basement and talk to his hillbilly ass friends! He is a disgrace to journalists. People have put him in a position he doesn't deserve! He should not be able to discuss politics or anything else. Wherever there are African Americans he will never be unbiased. If his remarks were about Jewish people he would have been gone long ago! I don't see a difference! Jewish people, African Americans, Asians, Middle Easterners and homosexuals, if you can say awful things about them on the federally protected airwaves, without repercussions, this world has come to a sad climax! Note to MSNBC: I haven't forgotten about you yet! To write a letter to MSNBC go to Imus@MSNBC.com

Something's Wrong!


R&B singer Carl Thomas will release a new CD this summer entitled "So Much Better." The new single is called "2 pieces" and it's fire! i'm so glad he found a new recording home. He's on Umbrella Recordings now! This picture is wrong! Is it me or does he look suspect? Note to Carl: Don't pose like that anymore! You look like you are about to give 2 snaps up!

Monday, April 09, 2007

What The F__?


Damn, why is Remy Ma constantly in my "What The F__?" file? Does she even own a mirror? She is in violation of several fashion codes! Note to Remy Ma: It WAS funny but now it's down right pathetic! PLEASE! PLEASE! PLEASE! Hire a stylist! She looks like a Billy-goat that somebody dressed! Help Her!

LORD!


America's Got Talent has replaced Brandy as a judge! Yup, they replaced her with Sharon Osbourne! As if she would know talent! Anyhoo, why now? They know that girl has to pay those people $50 million dollars! Note To Brandy: I know this little pawn shop on Labrea that takes shoes too! Call me girl!

What?


Don "Racist" Imus will be a guest on the Rev. Al Sharpton's radio show! What? Rev. Al Sharpton has called for the firing of Don Imus, and even has threatened to picket outside the offices of his talk show. Why on earth would he have him as a guest? I'll tell you why. For many years Rev. Al Sharpton has championed the civil rights of African Americans but, he really only talks. Don Imus, half-heartedly, apologized and Rev. Sharpton still wanted to picket. My question is what exatly would Don Imus come on his show to do? I am sick and tired of so-called black leaders, talking out of the side of their necks. Do you want to picket or get higher ratings for YOUR show? Let me know, I'll wait! Note to Rev. Al Sharpton: Just where exactly is your church? Maybe you should lead THAT flock! Personally, my writing campaign would be more effective than your sit-down! Stop representing me without my permission! Don Imus needs to be fired not given another soapbox to stand on!

Sunday, April 08, 2007

Happy Easter!


Happy Easter to all my readers! I hope you are surrounded by family and eating good! Have a Blessed day and remember the reason for the season! God Bless!