Friday, May 15, 2009

Sad News....


According to Yahoonews.com, "Wayman Tisdale, a three-time All-American at Oklahoma who played 12 seasons in the NBA, died after a two-year battle with cancer. He was 44
Tisdale died Friday morning at St. John Medical Center in Tulsa, hospital spokeswoman Joy McGill said."

The basketball and music world has lost a great! Wayman Tisdale drew critical acclaim with his jazz albums! Keep his family in your prayers!

"A Year And A Day!"


In case you were wondering, when and where T.I. would be spending his incarcerated time, I have found the answer! Read On:

T.I. will be coming to Arkansas by May 26 to serve a prison sentence on federal weapons charges.

The 28-year-old rapper, whose real name is Clifford J. Harris Jr., will be serving his sentence of one year and a day at the Forrest City low-security federal prison. Paperwork filed in his federal court case shows he has until noon on May 26 to report for his sentence.

Prison officials didn't immediately return a call Friday for comment.

Harris pleaded guilty to the charges after he tried to buy a stash of machine guns and silencers to protect himself after his best friend was killed. He will also pay a $100,000 fine as part of his sentence.

Note to T.I.: Do the time, don't let the time do you! See you in 366!

Thursday, May 14, 2009

Pet Peeves!


I really am irritated! I have been dealing with a few neighbors who exit their driveways and only look ONE way! Therefore, you are forced to lay on your horn and stop your car! My son is like "don't be racist!" That is why I haven't said the nationality of the people. People are super-sensitive when it comes to race! I will give you a hint. When they piss you off, they are not sari! Get It? Anyhoo, this comes on the heels of my total melt-down in a Subway! Subway sandwich not subway transportation. I had coupons and I took my son to a local Subway. I asked the lady if they honored the coupons and she said no. I looked on the back of the coupon and her address was listed as a participator. I asked if that was her address and she said, "Yes, what do you want?" I said, "Is that the way you talk to all your customers?: She replied, "WHAT DO YOU WANT?" I went ballistic! I said, "I don't want a muthaf ing thing from your stanking ass hands!" She said, "Leave my store!" I went even more crazy! I said, "You funky-stanking-ass triflin piece of shyt! I wouldn't want you to make a sandwich for me with your nasty, ass-scratching hands. You need to get out of the service business because your attitude doesn't meld well with others!" As I said the last thing I remembered my son was standing there! I left and I apologized, profusely, to my son. He was in shock. I gave you the watered down version! It was really uglier than that! I felt so bad that my son witnessed me behaving like that! Later that week, I overheard my son telling his, "My mother got gangsta at the Subway!" His friends all think that I am mean and will go off at the drop off a dime. I tell them, "Just don't piss me off!" LOL

Wednesday, May 13, 2009

Is He Cool Or What?

Check out President Obama dissing Michael Steele! Loves it!








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Reality Breakdown!



I have two reality shows to discuss. The first is, "Jon and Kate Makes Eight." The whole world is in an uproar over the alleged affair that Jon had with a schoolteacher. First of all, the video shows him coming out of a bar drunk and the lady driving him home. Suddenly, this is an affair! Whatever! Now their are allegations that the wife, Kate, is having an affair with a bodyguard! Again, I say whatever! Personally, I can't believe either of them ISN'T having an affair! She talks to him like he is a dog! Checking behind him and nag, nag, nagging! He, at times, seems tired of all the damn kids! Tired of her too! Unfortunately, we will never get to the bottom of this and I don't think either of them want to be stuck with all those damn kids, so let's move on! The second reality show is "America's Next Top Model." Ever since Paulina Porizkova was asked to be a judge the show has gone down hill. In my opinion she is biased! The African American girls get no love from her! They can't model, their body isn't right, they look old! She has nothing good to say and, finally, Tyra and her co-horts have realized it! The best part is they fired her on her birthday! "Happy birthday! Ya fired!" LOL

I Know, I'm Late But.......


The White House Correspondents Dinner went off last weekend and there was plenty fireworks. The Correspondents hired Wanda Sykes to speak for them and speak she did! She said many things but, the most memorable was about Rush Limbaugh. She said, "Rush Limbaugh said he wanted Obama to fail, I want Rush Limbaugh's kidney's to fail!" Many people laughed and many thought she went to far. Apparently a journalist, by the name of, Christopher Hitchens, has spoken and HE has gone too far. He said, "The president should be squirming in his seat. Not smiling," he said. "The black dyke got it wrong. No one told her the rules." I'm so f-ing offended! How can you say she went too far and then say something so offensive? Gay people should unite and get his ass fired! I got this from The Huffington Post! These are the people who need boycotting! Not Eminem!

By the way, I take kidney disease very serious! The fact of the matter is, you can live with it! So people should cut her a little slack! Rush Limbaugh was addicted to oxycontin! This opiate can cause kidney failure! It is one of the major causes of glomerular nephritis (hardening of the edges of the kidney) a major cause of End Stage Renal Disease! LOOK IT UP!

Monday, May 11, 2009

Can't We All Just Get Along?



Nick Cannon is smoking mad! He is calling out Eminem! Note to Nick: I love you but, are you sure you wanna call out Eminem? Okay... Anyhoo, these two are beefing over the, alleged, relationship between Mariah and Eminem. She denied the relationship and he played voicemail tapes to prove she called him. Now Nick has stepped in to save his wife's honor. Read on:
“At first I thought it was old material that had been dug up from when dude “fantasized” about having a pretend fling with Mariah,” Cannon wrote via his blog. “So as I further examine the track, I hear dude cross the line. He begins to call my wife out of her name! Now as y’all know, I don’t take that type of nonsense lightly. So on some grown man sh*t I’m instantly like, I got to get at this Lame…Let’s not forget about Eminem’s amateur mixtape rants of calling African Americans N*gger and how he hates “Black B*tches”. How did we let him get away with that in the first place?! He is a natural born racist in disguise…So I’m putting this out there now. Marshall Mathers, you need to holler at me on some grown man sh*t. Man to man, let’s meet up and deal with this like adults…So Miss Marshall, I’m going to make you wish you never spoke my name and regret the ungodly things you said about my wife. This is going to be fun! It’s however you want it! Just remember, you did this to yourself! Your legacy has now been tainted from this day forth! You will now be known as the rapper who lost to Corny-a** Nick Cannon!!!”
Nick Cannon is referring to a recent song leaked off of Eminem’s new album Relapse.

“Oh, it’s music to my ears,” he said in the song’s intro. “How can I describe the way I feel? F*cking great man. Okay, let me see. How can I begin, locked in Mariah’s wine cellar/All I had for lunch was bread wine, more bread wine than Cap ‘n Crunch/Red wine for breakfast and for brunch/And to soak it up in-between snack crackers to munch/Mariah what ever happened to us/Why did we ever have to break-up/Well all I asked her was for a glass of punch/You see I never really asked for much/I can imagine what’s going through your mind after such a nasty break-up with that laughing hump/Nick Cannon, you better back the f*ck up/I’m not playing.”

Can't these two just realize that it's over? Who cares if she slept with Eminem? I, certainly don't! Nick keeps saying, "grown man" but, he is acting very childish! Grow the hell up! Shame on him for trying to throw the race card in! He was rocking to Eminem too before he got married! LOL Nick you are playing yourself!