What Kinda Kiddy Mess Is This?

Toni Braxton is suing Barry Hankerson (Blackground Records) stating that he intentionally soured her relationship with Arista Records. Essentially she is saying that while Hankerson was her personal manager, he told Arista that Toni no longer wanted to work with them. He, allegedly, also told Toni that Arista no longer wished to work with her. This is said to have caused Toni to leave Arista and sign with Blackground Records. Toni says he cheated her out of at least $10 million dollars. Note to readers: Why do people sue when their money is almost gone? Don't wait until you have to do a Las Vegas Revue, to try and retrieve your money! If this person truly deceived you, surely you didn't wake up five minutes ago! I'm not saying Hankerson is innocent, I'm just saying watch your coins at all times!!! BTW Barry Hankerson is the ex-husband of Gladys Knight and the uncle of the late AAliyah!

Is She High?

http://link.brightcove.com/services/link/bcpid285859616/bclid294430730/bctid420671287 I don't use crack or heroin but, if I did I'd probably act like this. Paula Abdul is definitely on something! Note to readers: Watch this clip with your kids! This is a antidrug message!!LMAO

Say What?

Giants Defensive end, Michael Strahan, was ordered to pay his ex-wife $15.3 million dollars as part of their divorce. Strahan will also pay $18,000 a month for child support. Not to mention a $311,150 lump sum. Something tells me it was cheaper to keep her! Note to readers: What's that you say? Was she a sista? NO! We all know black men aren't giving sisters that kind of money! Don't believe me? See Ray Carruth!

Poppa Didn't Leave Nothing In His Bag?

James Brown left out his five year old son, by Tomi Rae, when making his will. Sadly, only six children were left anything. The house wasn't even in James Brown's name. The house belonged to the "trustees" since the year 2000. The will was read Thursday and ommitted his estranged wife and child. Note to readers: I hope his name was on that boy's birth certificate. If not, she can press his hair and teach him to dance and make him tour as "James Brown Jr.

WHO IS IT?

I was listening to shock jock Wendy Williams yesterday. A young man called in with quite a tale. Apparently in New York, and probably many other cities, there are sex parties going on. This particular party was for men, and down-low men, only. This young man said that a well-known rapper from Queens came to the party with his entourage. The young man and the rapper made eye contact and it was on! The entourage made a circle and the rapper and the young man got in the middle of the circle. The young man performed "oral" sex on the rapper while being shielded, from view, by the entourage. When the act was over the rapper punched the young man in the mouth two times and told him to keep this quiet! The young man did not go to the police because he was fearful of retribution. Apparently, the young man told Wendy Williams the rapper's name but, they didn't reveal it. They did, however, drop hints. They said the rapper is in trouble right now for a couple of assaults. They also said he has lots of muscles and keeps his lips very shiny. Note to readers: Who do you think this is? I have my ideas but, I'm no fool! If they didn't mention his name, neither will I!

Hey!!!!

Ne-Yo and Chris Brown were on Tyra Bank's show today! They talked abot the movie "Stomp The Yard." They also talked about Ne-Yo writing the Beyonce song "Irreplaceable." What a talented songwriter! One thing struck me wrong! Tyra asked Ne-Yo his age and he said, "I'm 24." I thought back about the video I saw of Ne-Yo on "Showtime At The Apollo." Youtube is busting people like crazy! The video was from the early 90's and Ne-yo appeared to be about 17-18 years old. You do the math! Note to readers: When lying about your age, destroy all video and yearbooks!

A Mini Problem!

Everybody remembers Verne Troyer's famous "peeing" incident on "The Surreal Life." Well, it seems the "little" man has a "little" problem. He has voluntarily checked himself into rehab. This is his second stint and hopefully his last. We want to wish him much success. We really like him. Note to readers: If you are 3'4, you shouldn't drink at all! One beer and you are legally drunk!

Oh My Goodness!

Essence magazine confirms the old rumor about a fight over Nia Long. In June 2006 a fight broke out at a mall between two of Nia Long's male friends. One man was the father of Nia Long's six year old son. Apparently Nia was with a male friend and her son. She called her son's father to pick up her son. She made the introductions and her son's father lost it! He shook the man's hand and then socked him! She says the fight wasn't really about her, more about pride versus ego. I totally agree! Note to men: Stop having pissing contests! It's not a good look! Especially in front of your kids!

Am I The Only One?

I miss Rick James! Sometimes I get a song like "Coldblooded" in my head and I sing it all day. I know Rick didn't have anything new out, before he died but, he really left a lasting impression. Remember "Mary Jane" and "You and I"? All the good ones are gone! Note to readers: I know he did jailtime and all those drugs but, he made us dance too! R.I.P. Rick James!

AWWW!

Yvonne DeCarlo died Monday! She was 84, and died of natural causes. I grew up watching "The Munsters." I absolutely adored the show! May she rest in peace....

Jason Kidd, Abused?

Jason Kidd filed for divorce from his wife, Joumana. The couple have been married since 1997. Kidd is claiming to be a domestic violence victim. He says that his wife has kicked, hit and thrown household items at him. He also claims that she has installed tracking devices on his cell phone and computers. Kidd told the court that many times she would lay in front of his car or sit on the hood, preventing him from making business obligations. The couple have 3 children, eight year old ,TJ, and five year old twins, Miah and Jazelle. Note to readers: This shows that being 6'4 and 210 pounds, you can still be vulnerable. If you are being abused, please seek shelter. Didn't Jason Kidd get charged with battery on his wife after a french fry incident? Yeah, I thought so....

I Don't Know If I Like New York!

I just watched "I Love New York" and I have to say it's worst than "Flavor Of Love." I can't stomach looking at her mother! She looks like a vampire with a wig pulled halfway on her head! What is up with the eighthead? Her eyebrows and baby hair are running away from each other! Let's talk about the candidates! Nicknames like "Real", "12-pack", "T-Bone" and "Chance" don't really do justice to these losers. That mother, alone, would scare the hell outta me. New York still looks like "lambchop" the puppet. Those eyelashes! That mouth! Oh, for goodness sake, keep watching! Note to readers: Will you keep watching? Let a sista know!!!

Looky Looky!

Look who showed up at the Film Critics Circle Awards! It's Jennifer Hudson looking stupendous! I take full credit for her spectacular look! Remember I told her stylist to get it together? Well, apparently he/she was listening! This dress accentuates the positives and hides the negatives. That's what I'm talking about! Note to readers; Please don't take my words serious, I'm just telling the truth! LOL

The White House?

Yeah, that's what I said! There's a new show on VH1 tonight called "The White Rapper Show." I can't wait to watch this show! This is the "baby" of my fave DJ MC Serch. You might remember him from the rap group "3rd Bass." This show promises alot of action. It premieres tonight at 10:30 pm on VH1. Watch It!

Jay-Z Blue!

The Jigga man was in Detroit this weekend for the Auto show preview. Jay previewed his collaboration with GM on a GMC Yukon Denali. The Yukon will be Jay-Z Blue. The SUV isn't ready to roll, just yet. Jay-Z was quoted in the Detroit Free Press saying, "I hope to roll outta here tonight with one." Jay wasn't the only celebrity in the house. Nick Cannon, Rosie Perez, Viveca Foxx and Jennifer Hudson were in attendance for the car show/fashion show. Note to readers: Will the Jay-Z Blue Denali be the next thing people carjack?

What Would You Do?

What would you do if you knew a car crash was about to occur? Would you watch or look away? Your chance to answer that question will happen tonight at 10p.m. on VH1. "I Love New York" premieres tonight. Being a reality show junkie, I must watch. Besides, I have to tell you about these idiots tomorrow. What kind of man goes on a show like this? What kind of woman? Like I said before, I have got to see the men that fight for Flava Flav's reject! Note to readers: Some people think I'm too hard on "New York." I think "New York" is too hard on my eyes!