Saturday, December 02, 2006

Ode To Britney!


Is hanging with Paris a good Idea? Maybe! Yet I think you forgot you have a one month old baby! I'm glad you lost your weight, no longer a fatty! You need to find those babies a daddy! We have truly lost our trust in thee. Soon you'll lose full custody. I'm sorry, I really shouldn't bash! We always knew you were trailer trash! I think for one minute we all should pause, before we tell you to put on some damn draws! Paris , you will inherit the wealth of a nation. Not if you keep fraternizing with someone who can ruin YOUR reputation. Britney, it's not just that your ways are errant, you need to go home and be a parent. Note to readers: Snap your fingers while you read this!

Iman, What's Wrong With This Picture?


I received an E-mail from a concerned reader. They asked about Iman and her efforts to help African children. They wondered why, in interviews, Iman never mentions her adult daughter. Zulekah Haywood, was born and raised in Michigan by her father, Spencer Haywood. I have heard her talk about her child with David Bowie but, never this daughter. WHY? Note to readers: Zulekah,26, is shown in the black jacket.

Friday, December 01, 2006

What The F____? File



I hate to do this but, she is WRONG! Stylist are all over the place, yet she dresses herself! Trina looked in the mirror and still came outside like this! I can see where she was going with these outfits. She was thinking Gold Hair needs to match my outfit. WRONG! Note to Trina lovers: It is with great displeasure that I put her in this file. Somebody had to do it though! Keep It Poppin!

WOW 50!



DJ Red Alert turned 50 years old!! I can't believe it! Looking at his picture I can believe it! I'm just saying... For those who don't know, DJ Red Alert is one of the most influential DJ's in Hip-Hop. He was there when it was just Hip. His friends came out to party with him. Scroll down to see them. Note to readers: Some of them were quite the fool. So prepare yourself. Also women were noticeably absent!!! I'm just sayin....

Always The Fool!



Remember I told you about the foolish pix that Tracey Morgan takes? Heres one of them. You tell me what he's on! Two for one! Look at Slick Rick! Where is my "What The F___? file? Grow up Rick! You're not even that slick anymore!

Old School In The House!


Busta AND L.L. Cool J! DJ Red Alert is very loved. L.L., I have one question. Are you seriously considering going after Jay-Z? Look I have enough on my hands with Suge and Snoop! Keep Partying!

Where You Been?


AJ (formerly of 106 & Park) came to party. He's pictured here looking startled. Where is AJ's wife? I never see her!

Last But Not Least!


Julito McCullum(The Wire) came to show love to Dj Red Alert. How old is this boy? It's past his bed-time!

Iman, 51?


Yes it's true Iman is 51. She's not celebrating her birthday. She's promoting an auction to benefit the charity "Keep A Child Alive." This charity gives healthcare and medicine to children affected with HIV and AIDS. Some of the things being auctioned are the chance to co-name a AIDS clinic in Africa, A private concert by Alicia Keys and a walk-on role in a Spike Lee movie. Hopefully the charity will make lots of money but, most importantly, AWARENESS.

Are We That Desperate?


Eva Pigford has a new show on BETJ called "My Model Looks Better Than Your Model." I saw clipse of the show. Personally, I was mortified! The contestants were trying to hard. I know it was a contest but, all the neck rolling and hip rolling and hating was a bit excessive. It was as if they told them to be as ghetto as you possibly can! Oh, and did I mention that the contestants are to style a model for a certain occasion? They style the model and then direct a photo shoot. The clothes were awful. Ill-fitting mini skirts, pink furs and hideous wigs. I'll pass on this show! Give me "Project Runway" anyday.

December 1st World AIDS Day!


Like I mentioned before, Today is World AIDS Day! Talk to someone about getting tested. Talk to your children about protection. Talk to your lover about protection. Just keep talking! The more you talk, the less afraid you are to say," No glove, no love!" African American, heterosexual, females are contracting the disease at an alarming rate. Ladies, demand a condom! Note to Male readers: Stop and think before you act. Ten seconds can save YOUR life! Use a condom, EVERYTIME! For more information go to www.worldAIDSday.org

ANOTHER ENTRY IN THE WHAT THE F___ FILE!



Big Gipp, formerly of the Goodie Mobb, is known for his "strange antics" and clothes but, what the f___? He is currently doing shows with Ali, St. Lunatics, to promote their album. Note to ANYONE: Tap that man on the shoulders and point him in the direction of a bath and a barber! This is damn ridiculous!

I'LL BET YOU THINK I FORGOT!!


Please, I didn't forgot about those 7 guards and 1 nurse, being charged with the death of 14 year old, Martin Lee Anderson, a boot camp prisoner. We all saw the pictures. This was not a "racial" assault. This was an inhumane killing. The guards held Anderson, constricting his airways, and then to get him to regain consciousness, they shoved ammonia capsules up his nose. These antics went on, while a nurse stood by and watched. The first autopsy said he died from complications of Sickle Cell. The second autopsy said the young man died from having his breathing constricted and then having his airways blown up with the ammonia fumes. This all occured in Florida. Jeb Bush country! The charges have prompted Florida to discontinue Boot Camps for juvenile offenders. Note to readers: Didn't I say it was "open season?" Hopefully they will be convicted and made to cell with victims of their abuse!

GOOD NEWS!


The Essence Music Festival will return to New Orleans next summer! Beyonce is slated to headline the event. Miss Deja-Vu will perform tentatively, Friday July 6th. Note to readers: Party on!!!!

Suge?????



According to The New York Post, Suge has called Snoop Dogg a "crybaby." When asked how it is that Snoop can be arrested 3 times and spend no time in jail, Suge said, "Snoop is a crybaby and a snitch." He alluded to the fact that Snoop is afraid to go to jail because he thinks Suge's "friends" will harm him there. How long is this "Beef" going to continue? Snoop has gone on record to say that Suge had something to do with Tupac's death. We have lost too many. THIS is "Civil War." For the sake of the kids watching, and YOUR kids, end this! Note to readers: If you know these individuals, tell them to squash it! If they won't, I'm giving them TIME-OUT!

Sorry Ladies!!!


People magazine confirms that Eva Longoria and boyfriend, Tony Parker are engaged!! Parker, a point guard for the San Antonio Spurs, surprised her at her home with the proposal. The couple will wed next year in France. And divorce next year in the States. No, I'm kidding! That was mean. Anyhoo, the wedding will be a big celebration of friends and family. Note to readers: I am not thinking this will last! Remember you read it here first. If it lasts, forget you read it here first! LOL

Thursday, November 30, 2006

Oprah, I Can't Let Him Do It To You!!



50 Cent, never known to hold his tongue, is lashing out at Oprah. I'm not happy about this but, this is a free country. 50 says,"Oprah used to talk about black females issues but, somewhere along the line, she turned the issues into white middle-age females issues." He also went on to say that her billionaire status attracts black females but, she does not cater to their needs. I'm paraphrasing here. I agree on a certain level but, Oprah helps far more than she hurts. 50, listen to me, there are so many who need to be called on the carpet. Oprah is far from the top of the list. Even if her issues have shifted, she has done so much for children and Africans and African Americans. Remember the schools she just built in Africa? Oprah has never asked to be a leader of black people! Now Jesse Jackson has, and he is paying child support for a baby born from an extra-marital affair. Why is he not called on the carpet? Keep it real people! I love you 50 but, your male counterparts aren't angels! Oh, and Black females aren't attracted to Oprah for her billions. We are atrracted to her because she is a smart, well-spoken, savvy businesswoman. We all aspire to be her. Her giving nature should be practiced by ALL. Note to readers: If you disagree with me, let me know!

L.L. Please!



I hear L.L. Cool J is planning a dis record about Jay-Z. Why? Is L.L. still salty about not getting that cushy position at Def Jam? You know he wanted the job that Jay-Z holds? Oh yeah, he was quite vocal about not getting it. He was accusing Jay-Z of not promoting artists, other than himself. I don't know if L.L. should come after HOVA. Jay-Z is not Cannibus or Kool Moe Dee. Please believe, he will fire back! HOVA has a large following also, you might not want to burn those bridges, TODD! Note to readers: I am not bias! I just think that if you are a rapper, unnecessary beef is, just that.

Fantasia!!!


Did anyone see Fantasia on "Access Granted" on BET last night? I thought she looked a little plump. I know the camera puts ten pounds on but, damn! Tasia, look, I can't wait for your new project to drop but, you know how people talk. Let's get it together. Note to readers: This is the best picture I've ever seen of Fantasia! I know it's old but, she looks cute! Don't you think?

Awful Robber!

This video is soo funny! Please watch it in its entirety! Note to robbers: This is how STUPID you look on surveillance camera! www.glumbert.com/media/badrobber

Akon


Are you familiar with Akon? He's the Senegalese singer tearing up the charts with songs like " I wanna love you" ft. Snoop Dogg and "Smack that" ft. Eminem. Anyhoo, I'll bet you didn't know he has 3 wives. That is legal where he comes from. He says he maintains things by being honest. He also said that the women are not allowed to see other men. He is allowed to stray though. O.K. I don't give a damn where you're from, you're here now, stop the madness. Listen up ladies, you are free! Act like it! Who needs to share a man? What does he offer that would make you wanna be second or third best? Yeah, I'd "Smack that" fool across the room talking that non-sense. Note to readers: I don't condone violence but, whoop his a__, if he approaches you like that!

Wednesday, November 29, 2006

WHY? WHY? WHY?


Why is R. Kelly still around to make hit songs? Did we all not see that video? Stop trying to act like you didn't see it! Well, if you didn't, trust me it appeared to be him. How soon we forget! Those same artists he's working with have daughters. They probably say, " R. Kelly, I'll meet you at the studio!" I would watch my infant around him. Note to readers: Granted some of these young girls are advanced, they don't deserve what was in that video. Oh, and to blame it on his brother was despicable.

My Hero!!


Tenisha Bridgewater, the name doesn't ring a bell does it? Well Tenisha Bridewater is a 12 year veteran of the Detroit Police Department. She is currently a member of the Bomb Squad. Can you imagine? I don't even like to open my mail. This sista is an inspiration to us all! Some people have gravy jobs and don't want to go to work! Keep Mrs. Bridgewater in your prayers. She is so deserved of them. Note to readers: And you hate YOUR job?

Where Is???


Where is Eve? Has she truly been bitten by the acting bug? I hope not, she doesn't act that well. I'm just sayin.. Some rappers need to stay rappers. I can name a few: Fat Joe, Mike Jones, Jay-Z, Beanie Siegel, Three Six Mafia, Master P, Silk the Shocker... Need I continue? Anyhoo, Eve was a pretty good rapper. I hope she drops something soon. Note to readers: Watch TV1 and catch the "EVE" reruns. Or not!

Happy Birthday!


I just wanted to say Happy Birthday to one of my fave actors. Don Cheadle is 42 today! i love this brotha! He needs more credit. Note to readers: I just can't stop calling him "Mouse."

LOOKY LOOKY!


Rev. Run's son Jo-Jo is making a CD. A hip-hop CD to be exact. He's coming out with a group called Team Blackout. Jo-Jo will use the moniker "Make It Happen." According to AllHipHop.com the young man feels he has something to say. I watched the series "Run's House," and I saw him spit, he was pretty good. Jo-Jo says he learned from his father and uncle, Russell Simmons, that, in life, if you take shortcuts, you get cut short. I couldn't have said it better myself. Note to Russell: Could you have your wife send me some jeans? I'm just sayin....

Contact me

Hit ya girl up @ www.myspace.com/onandpoppin2 If you have something to say and can't say it here.

Snoop He Did It Again!!


Snoop Dogg was arrested, again, Tuesday following an appearance on "The Tonight Show." Police pulled Snoop and friends/bodyguards over and conducted a search. They found marijuana, of course, and cocaine and a weapon. They also found a secret compartment in the vehicle. Is it me or are they following Snoop? He needs to scale down the entourage. This is his third run-in with the law, this year! I pray he changes his ways. At this rate he will be walking a blue carpet to jail. Note to Snoop: Somebody has it in for you! Stick to the Gin and Juice and don't drive!

Old Soul?


According to Hip-Hop Times, 50 Cent is planning to put some old soul on his next project. 50 says, " I 've been listening to Smokey Robinson and I put some soulful loops on my projects." I can't wait to hear it! There's no secret that I love 50 Cent. Yes, I said it! Confession is good for the soul. Note to 50 Cent: Maybe that should be you CD title? Think it over and get back to me. Keep It Poppin!

Tuesday, November 28, 2006

Humor With The N___ Word!

This clip is so funny but, only Richard Pryor and Chevy Chase can do this! Note to readers: Don't try this at home!!! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S0u7mZeCGko

As If...


As if we needed more proof that he is on SOMETHING, Tracy Morgan was arrested, early Tuesday morning, for driving under the influence. He was already on probation from a DUI charge in December. I wanna know what the influence was. Yall know the man is STRANGE. Note to readers: Don't drink and drive, drink and WALK! I refuse to post any of the foolish pictures he normally poses for.

Jerome Bettis


Our Prayers go out to the entire Bettis family today. Mr. Johnny Bettis, father of hometown hero Jerome Bettis, died of an apparent heart attack. Mr. Bettis is a hero, despite losing his life. He was driving when he suffered the attack and pulled over, possibly saving the lives of others. Keep the Bettis family in your prayers. Note to readers: The holidays are approaching, and it's hard to lose loved ones. Tell your loved ones how you feel about them. We are not promised tomorrow! Keep it Poppin!

Trailer Report!


Why is it that the media is so angry about Britney Spears and Paris Hilton's friendship? Why have they put Britney on this pedestal? Personally I could care less about either of them but, I think that Britney is trashy. All of Britney's poor judgements have been blamed on others. She is a media hungry fool, that is going to be taken to the cleaners by her soon-to-be ex husband. Paris is far from a Saint but, I find her much classier than Britney. And that's saying alot! Because of all THEIR public antics lately, OUR news has been slow. I think it's intentional. Note to self: Media=THE MAN....

My Fave Video

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZUqTGv8uDpU This video is FIRE! LLoyd ft. Lil Wayne "You"

Monday, November 27, 2006

GOOD NEWS!!!!!


For all the "Prisonbreak" fans, The show returns on January 22nd. I thought I would have to wait until March. Tonight was so exciting! I could not take my eyes off the tube. Do you know someone ad the nerve to call me? They almost felt my wrath but, they were telemarketers. Mondays are going to be sooo boring! I need a replacement...Note to self: Don't you have something more productive to be doing? Like blogging?

DON'T GET MARRIED IN NEW YORK!


At least don't have your bachelor party there! I took my time with this story because I wanted to measure my words. Saturday morning Sean Bell 23, lost his life at the hands of the NYPD. Sean was to marry later that day. The story is sketchy, at best, but police opened fire on unarmed occupants of a car. Firing 50 shots in all. Did I mention these were undercover police? Wake up people! It's open season. Al Sharpton is leading the inquiry for the family. Sometimes I wish there was someone else to lead but, as long as someone comes up. The Mayor seems to be outraged but, New York is notorious for aquitting their wayward cops. Let's just hope its not "Business as usual." My prayers go out to the family of Sean Bell and I wish a full recovery to Joseph Guzman 31, and Trent Benefield 23.

No More N____ Word!!


Michael Richards apologized on the Jesse Jackson radio show Sunday. I didn't listen but, I hear it was sincere. As sincere as he can get. Paul Mooney was also on the show. A press conference was held after. I know you're saying "Nobody called ME!" Anyhoo, a pledge was taken. Jesse Jackson asked people of color to stop using the "N" word. I have lately tried to do that. I've replaced the word with "brother," or "sister." So far it's working but, I haven't been very angry lately. It's so like the media to turn this incident around on us. Now it's OUR fault this man used this word that didn't originate from US. Note to the BLACK LEADERS: Stop selling out. Either accept the apology or not. Stop blaming US for the actions of the ignorant.

Makeup Your Damn Mind!!!


Three different weddings. Endless canoodling. Now it's over? Pamela Anderson Lee and Kid Rock are calling it quits! People, it's only been 4 months! Stop saying "I Do," when you're not sure you can. I am so glad I never paid for those weddings. Had I paid, I'd be kicking some... Sorry, I digressed! Note to the pseudo-celebs: Get over yourselves! Either stay married, or don't even tell us about it!

Go RUSSELL!


Russell Simmons has landed in South Africa on a fact-finding mission. Simmons wants to find out how the diamond industry can better the lives of African Americans. There is so much inequality in the lives of our people, as far as education and opportunities are concerned. Hopefully he can find some answers. Minister Farrakhan suggested the trip. Russel Simmons is scheduled to give a press statement. I'll keep you posted.

WHAT YOU SAY?



Rihanna was asked "What is the most ridiculous comparison that has been made, to you?" She replied, "Christina Millian." She went on to say, "I don't know why they would say that!" Rihanna, come on now. Surely you are not saying that you are better than Christina! Isn't the spotlight big enough for the two of you? Don't be like the "crab in the bucket!" Let someone else have their shine. Note to up and coming artists: We have enough money to support you all! There is no need to cut others down. Besides it makes us critique you, that much more!

Brokeback Bullsh$#t!


I watched "Brokeback Mountain" last night. I am so tired of people saying it was a love story. I feel that is just an excuse for two men behaving in risky behavior behind their wives backs. If you notice they set the story in the 70's. If it was an up to date story, that would have been on the down low, and in the era of A.I.D.S. I found it despicable that the two were in loveless marriages and still didn't want to leave. The one wife had enough gall to leave. It wasn't about love anyway. The one cowboy (Jake Gyllenhal), went to Mexico and picked up a male prostitute. So obviously, he was attracted to more than just Jack (Heath Ledger). So please, spare me the love story. I am all for love, no matter with whom it occurs but, don't try to fool us. The story was about a gay cowboy, who was promiscuous. It's not pretty but, it's true. Note To ALL readers: December 1st is World AIDS Day, Get tested. We can stand up and shut this disease down! PROTECT YOURSELF, ALWAYS!!!!!!

Sunday, November 26, 2006

Listen Up Michael Vick!



Please do not allow these sideline squawkers to get you down. Keep playing YOUR game and looking good while you do it! Pundits don't make the plays, quarterbacks do!! Note to Falcons: Back your boy up!
Shout out to SANDY! Stop the anonymous stuff!

Songs I'm Feelin......



My playlist for now is: John Legend, "Heaven" and Lupe Fiasco ft. Jill Scott, "Daydream" and Lloyd ft. Lil Wayne, "You" and of course Gnarles Barkley, "Crazy." When problems arise I revert to old school songs like The Clark Sisters "Sunshine." That song can put a smile on anybody's face. What song picks you up?

Taye Diggs Fans!


You can catch your man on his new show "Daybreak," on Wednesday nights on ABC. I hear it's a good one! I haven't watched it yet. I'm not sure I want to get into another show with excitement. "Prison Break" may be all my heart can take. Check out "Daybreak" and let me know what you think. Keep it Poppin, People!