Remy Ma Is Wanted!

No, not by the fashion police! She is wanted by the REAL police! Remy, allegedly, got into an argument with a 23 year old lady. Remy and her crew left the scene and Remy returned shortly after in a Cadillac Escalade. Allegedly, Remy shot at the lady hitting her in the torso. The crew sped off crashing a block away. They fled the car and are being sought by NYPD. She is being considered armed and dangerous. I always considered her armed and dangerous, because of her looks! LOL

Happy Birthday!

Happy Birthday to Deborah Cox,33, and Corey Clarke,27. Remember Corey Clarke? He is the American Idol reject who claimed to have had an affair with Paula Abdul. I haven't seen him recently. I'll bet money that he was blackballed for telling the world about little Paula. Note to Corey: Target is always hiring! LOL

Lord, Help Me!

I watched Paula Abdul's show the other night. I'd rather have poison poured into my eyes! Why, on earth, does she insist on saying that she is not intoxicated or high? She is definitely ON SOMETHING! Her staff says she is tired and sleepy. Her job is over, go to bed! Why can't she just lay her ass down? She is not the President! Surely, if she takes a break the world will go on! Note to Paula: I am only speculating but, fatigue is curable. Stumbling and mumbling is usually caused by something. Note to readers: watch the show and tell me what it looks like. Warning, you will not get those 30 minutes back!

Really?

TMZ.com is reporting that Bobby Brown was totally sauced at the Espy awards, the other night. Apparently, they think that he was on the wagon. I believe he has been drinking since Whitney left his ass. His new girlfriend, Alicia, looks embarrassed. Don't you hate to go somewhere sober and be bothered with someone who is drunk?

Happy Birthday!

Birthday wishes go out to Bill Cosby,70, Rolonda Watts,48, and Lisa Nicole Carson,38. Where is Lisa Nicole Carson? If you know what she is doing now, let a sista know! Anyhoo, have a wonderful birthday, ya'll!

Say What?

The National Enquirer says that Shemar Moore was spotted butt naked at a gay beach in Hawaii. I don't think he's gay! I'm posting two pictures. If you'd like to see the pictures without the black bar, go to www.dlisted.com. All I can say is, "The water must have been very, very, very cold! LMAO

Yuck!!!

This is the cow that Usher is buying? Look at her stomach! I know she has three kids but, DAMN! This outfit is so unflattering! Did she think it was sexy? It's supposed to be lingerie. More like wrongerie! LOL

What The Hell?

This must be Look-a-Fool week! I realize that she plays a character with a big blonde wig on but, damn! Did Queen Latifah really have to show up at the premiere looking like this? She look like a pyramid in Egypt! LOL I'm sorry, I love Queen Latifah and I hate to see her go out like this! It's not funny!

Queen Bee Birthday!

Happy 32nd Birthday to Lil Kim! For those who don't know, Kim is on her way back! Besides her appearances on songs by Diddy and Keysha Coles, she's working on her own material. Can't wait to hear her again! Happy B-Day!

Good News!

According to Allhiphop.com, Brandy has rekindled her relationship with Quentin "Q" Richardson. They were spotted in Las Vegas at the Hard Rock. This is possibly good news! Maybe he can loan her $50 Million dollars!

Why?

This has to be one of my biggest pet peeves. Why is Snoop Dogg in France walking around in his houseshoes (slippers)? I hate to see peoploe walking the streets with slippers on! If you don't want to put your shoes on, send someone from your entourage to the store! That's what they are there for!

Happy Birthday!

Chiwetel Ejiofor turns 33 today! An overlooked actor but, a wonderful presence. Look for him in the new movie "Talk To Me" starring Don Cheadle and Cedric "The Entertainer. Coming out July 27th. Happy Birthday!

What The F___? Part 2

Words could never explain this ish! Jennifer Hudson and Fashion Editor Andre Leon Talley attended a fashion convention and wore these get-ups! She looks a damn fool! Nevermind him, he always looks the fool! Note to Jennifer: Get the hell away from him! He is the reason you wore that ugly dress to the Oscars! Get another stylist! All that damn money and you spend it on him!

Mea Culpa!

To my most devoted reader, I am very sorry for not posting yesterday. I know how you loves ya gossip! Keep reading and I'll keep posting! Loves Ya! Melly Poo!

What The F___?

This is a look at a possible Remy Ma CD cover. The title is "Shesus Christ". I don't like the name. Every other word from her mouth is a curse word, she can't compare to Jesus Christ! Anyhoo, what was she thinking?

The Best!!!

This is the best picture of Mariah Carey! Gone are the too little clothes and the extreme high heels. She looks good in a bikini! Go Mariah!!!

Could It Be True?

I heard that 50 Cent and Ciara shared a romantic dinner in Brentwood the other night. I guess you could call it romantic. There was 10 other people with them. Damn those entourages! Do you believe they are in like?