Friday, July 13, 2007

Lord, Help Me!


I watched Paula Abdul's show the other night. I'd rather have poison poured into my eyes! Why, on earth, does she insist on saying that she is not intoxicated or high? She is definitely ON SOMETHING! Her staff says she is tired and sleepy. Her job is over, go to bed! Why can't she just lay her ass down? She is not the President! Surely, if she takes a break the world will go on! Note to Paula: I am only speculating but, fatigue is curable. Stumbling and mumbling is usually caused by something. Note to readers: watch the show and tell me what it looks like. Warning, you will not get those 30 minutes back!

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