Sunday, November 29, 2009

Putt Putt My Butt!


I'm sure you have all heard about the little fender bender that Tiger Woods had Friday! Well, I happen to think there is more to the story than meets the eye. Let's recap shall we? First, The National Enquirer reports that Tiger is having an affair with a New York party girl. Before Tiger can refute the story, he has a little accident. Allegedly, he pulls out of his driveway in his Cadillac Escalade, and hits a fire hydrant and then a tree on his neighbors property. The accident does not cause his airbags to deploy but, it is so serious that his wife, Elin, must bust out the back windows to get him out of the car. She drags him out of the car and lays him on the ground. When the police arrive, she is standing over his body and he is semi-conscious and bloody at the mouth. He is taken to the hospital, treated and released. Both Tiger and his wife are refusing to meet with police to tell what REALLY happened that night. Now that was their scenario! TMZ says that a friend of Tiger's told them that Tiger and his wife were in a heated argument and Tiger said, "She went ghetto on me!" She, allegedly, grabbed two golf clubs and went after him. Funny how people marry people that are not their race and act surprised when those same people "go ghetto" on their ass! That's not ghetto, that's what a scorned woman will do! No matter what color she is! Tiger has said this is embarrassing to his family and that they intend to keep it a private matter. This is what is fueling speculation! If it was just a minor accident, keep reiterating that and move on. Sadly, Tiger will no longer be know as the golfer with the best swing! His wife has taken that title!

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