Wednesday, March 14, 2007

Countdown to Maury!


"One more month!" "One more month!" That is Mel B's mantra. One more month in her pregnancy and the world will know that either she sleeps around, or Eddie Murphy is a "fleabag." I would have Maury Povich on speed dial! First you embarrass me by dumping me, behind my back, then you flaunt your "new" girlfriend everywhere! While I walk around looking like an inflatable kangaroo! Oh you WILL pay, brotha! I'm sorry, I digressed. One more month! Sidenote: The Spice Girls are in talks for a reunion concert. So Mel B had better work quickly and hard to get back to post-pregnancy size. Good Luck!

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