Blade has killed his indictment!

O.K. people, the story on Wesley Snipes is, Snipes has reached an agreement with the Government. Apparently he will be given a payment plan and will not be given jailtime. He will also be allowed to return to the States, and work abroad. Talk about a Blessing! We all know how unforgiving the Gov can be. I'm sure Ron Isley and Richard Hatch are wishing they, too, had slayed some vampires! While they get to know their cellmates, he is in Africa partying.

ALL RISE, THE HONORABLE JUDGE MATHIS!

I've already stated that I am an admitted Reality Show junkie. Another of my favorites is the Judge Mathis show. You all know that he hails from THE D! I can proudly speak for Detroiters, in saying that we are extremely pleased to have him as a native. Not only is he a spiritual family man but, he is a success story of enormous proportions. Everyday, at 4 o'clock, my eyes are glued. I have learned to never lend your credit to ANYONE! I have also learned to not just move in with anyone. You know people change when you live together! My biggest lesson is to get a receipt or an I.O.U., of some sort. Note to Judge Mathis: Continue to let people know that women in Detroit don't play! Good lookin out, brother

SAY IT AIN'T SO.....

According to TMZ.com, comedian Chris Rock and his wife Malaak are divorcing. Yes, almost ten years and two children later, the party's over. As much people want to be famous, at what expense? Does stardom mean being single? I know I've said this before but, I really thought they would make it. Chris Rock's representatives have neither confirmed nor denied the story. It's not too late, the whole world hasn't found out yet! Chris, if you're reading this! GO HOME! That grass looks greener but, it's not really grass! Note to Malaak: Girl burn that Pre-nup NOW!

Halle! Halle

the 2006 British Annual Film and TV Cunard Britannia Awards went down last night in LA. Seriously folks, Halle did the damn thang. Beautiful dress. Her stylist should be the highest paid in Hollywood. Even if you absolutely hate what Halle is wearing, she makes it look good! Her colors are precise, and her skin is impeccable. Bow down ladies. Note to self: Hire a stylist quick!!!

FAMU WHAT IT DO?

FAMU's homecoming was last weekend. I hear all kinda folks came out to entertain. Young Dro and T.I. had the crowd "SHOULDER LEANIN." I'm feelin that song! I love to see T.I. dance, don't you? Of course Nas and Kelis were there. What a nice couple. I love to see longevity in a hip-hop couple. Hell, any couple for that matter. I can't wait for Nas' new CD. I want him to spit back at those Dipset clowns.

An Unlikely Couple!

I really hoping this is not true but, Allhiphop.com is reporting a relationship between Kimora Lee Simmons and Baby of Cash Money. The whole thing seems dirty. She seems so classy! (I'm laughing out loud myself!) Face it folks, she is Bughetto.They might just be a match made in ghetto. Note to self: Wash your hands, immediately!

The Pot Calling the Kettle Black!

This is ridiculous! VH1 is in production with a show called "Charm School." The show will be hosted by comedienne Mo'Nique. The participants will be 13 of the season two "Flavor of Love" girls. Mo'Nique says these ladies are outspoken and outrageous. If this isn't the pot calling the kettle black, I don't know what is. I applaud Mo'Nique being against the waif thin models and everything but, she doesn't really push healthy living. Surely, you have all seen Mo'Nique, in or out of character, and thought she was loud and outrageous. The sista is funny but, sometimes she curses just to be cursing. Come on, I'm just saying, why is she teaching anyone charm? Was Lynn Whitfield or Phylicia Rashad busy. When I think of these two, I think of charm. When I think of Mo'Nique, I think M$#$f%r, Son-of-a-b%$%ch, s@#t, you get my drift.

SOUND OFF!!!!!!

How many people are sick and tired of this political crap!! If I see another ad on television or another annoying phone call, I'll scream! I vote everytime. I encourage others to vote. Please, it is not necessary to call me or interrupt my reality shows, with this nonsense! As it is next Tuesday, "Dancing With The Stars," will probably be pre-empted with polls and early results. Don't get me wrong people, I really want the RIGHT people in office. I just want them to get there, silently, and without all the mud-slinging! Note to self: Get popcorn for "Dancing With The Stars" finals.

Flavor Flav LUCKY 7!

Flavor Flav, the magician, is preparing to be a father, for the seventh time! First of all, anybody who would sleep with him, must have been seeing an illusion. I like Flav but, I grimace everytime he kisses someone. I call him a magician because he made 20 women see something in him, that we all don't! ( I'm sorry I digressed!) Anyhoo, a young lady from Vegas is having his baby in January. I know what you're thinking! Yes, Deelishus knows and has decided to "stand by her man!" This reminds me of a song... "That old black magic, got me under a spell...."

THIS MAKES ME ITCH!!!

Maya Rudolph and her husband, director Paul Anderson, are suing Halstead Property LLC, their broker and the owner for $450,000. Mrs. Rudolph and her family moved into a third-floor loft in Soho, upon arrival they were bombarded with BEDBUGS! They were told the loft was high end, beautiful and very sought after. After noticing the bites on their daughter, their doctor advised them to move quickly. Their move was slowed down because the 3 weeks they lived there, the elevator never worked. Finally, they escaped the itchy hell hole, and never returned. Mrs. Rudolph is best known as the funniest thing on SNL, right now. She's also known as the daughter of the late Minnie Ripperton. Are those bedbugs on her face, or just a bad picture?

Kanye the Fool...

The MTV European awards were held this week. Once again Kanye showed his ass! Apparently Kanye won the award for best Rap song, but that wasn't enough. When the winner for Best Video was announced, Kanye stormed the stage and shouted expletives. He also is quoted as saying"I should have won for Touch The Sky, Because my video cost a million dollars to make. I had Pamela Anderson in my video. If I don't win, Award shows lose their credibility!" I think Kanye should be B@#ch slapped for his remarks. He is so out of touch with reality. These outbusts are the reason people question his sanity! While I enjoyed Kanye's CD, I must say that there are so many more deserving people. I guess that's called being eccentric. He's an artist that needs to remember,"Beauty is in the Eye of the Beholder!" Note to Kanye: Sit your behind down and take it like a MAN!

Tyra as a Man?

Tyra, always known for pushing the envelope for ratings, will go undercover as a member of Chingy's entourage, on her show. She really went out of her way to look differently! She changed her skin color to a darker hue. What's up with that! Anyhoo, she also donned all the urban gear. Check out this pic and tell me what you think!

RUMOR REPORT!!!!!

According to sources, Superhead(Karrine Stephens), is preggers with a little Bobby Brown! These are the kinds of rumors that you pray are not true. Let's break this down, shall we? First, she tells all in her book, naming everyone. Second, she hooks back up with Bobby, on the rebound from Whit-Whit. She then, allegedly, gets pregnant by Bobby. Note to ALL women: If he is constantly in jail for non-payment of child support!! GET A CLUE!!! Damn!

Before and After! Scarrrry!

When people become famous they should assume there will be pictures of them posted as children. With this said, why all the plastic surgery and denials of plastic surgery? Look very close at Tyra Banks nose. It looks a lot different. Jermaine Dupre has been the same size all his life. Ludacris, I understand the name now. Beyonce looks cute, but Lil Jon leaves me speechless!

50 and Deniro! What A Combo!

According to the Hollywood Reporter, Curtis Jackson(b.k.a. 50 Cent) is slated to co-star, in a police thriller, with Robert Deniro! The thriller is tentatively called "New Orleans." It is supposed to be set before, during and after Hurricane Katrina. You know it's going to be seedy. Some slimy ish went on during and after the storm. I can't wait to see my two fave men on screen together! Mr. Jackson is a chocolate yumdrop, and Mr. Deniro is my guilty pleasure!

Wesley Snipes, Sigh!

Wesley Snipes is filming in Namibia, as I write this. Filming is code word for refuge. Apparently Wesley and two accountants are being charged with conspiring to defraud The U.S. Government. They tried the old "sovereign" scheme. You know when you declare that you are exempt from taxes and that your Birth Certificate and Social Security card are documents worth hundreds of thousands of dollars. It's a complicated scheme that never works. Besides if he was exempt from paying taxes, why did he file two bogus returns totaling 7.5 million dollars. Wesley is like crime, he don't pay!

Poor Monique!

Okay, I watched "Dancing with the Stars" last night. I wasn't very sad to see Monique go home. I liked her but, she danced very hard. She turned Salsa steps into Krumpin. Her partner went for difficulty, and it turned into bad theatrics. Wardrobe wasn't nice to her either. She either wore lous colors or her wigs/weaves were just wrong!! Besides it was either Monique or Emmitt, and we all know how I feel about Emmitt! On to the finals!!!! On another note, Tyra played us America's Next Top Model fans. They aired a flashback episode last night. I despise flashbacks! That's what Tivo is for. Instead I watched a cute little reality show on WE. It's called "Hair Trauma." It follows the hairstylist to the stars, Ellin Lavar. She is the stylist for Venus and Serena Williams. I know you are saying, "Their hair never looks on point!" I said the same thing but, apparently someone thinks she's noteworthy. Personally, everyone she coifs I want to twist their weaves. They always look a little off-centered. She also does Susan Taylor, of Essence Magazine, braids. Need I say more?

Uh Oh Anna!

Anna Nicole Smith checked into Doctors Hospital in Nassau, Bahamas, on Monday. According to Howard Stern, her lawyer/creepy husband, she is being treated for pneumonia. Wake up Anna! Your son just died under strange circumstances. Girl watch your back! Someone in your camp means you harm! Girl, run!

Congrats!!!!

Congratulations go out to Boris Kodjoe and his wife Nicole Ari Parker. Nicole delivered a bouncing, and no doubt, beautiful baby boy on Halloween. Congrats to their family!!!!

Funny Funny Funny!

Over the weekend Heidi Klum had her 7th annual Halloween bash. This is the funniest picture I've seen in a long time. Tisha Campbell-Martin as Tyra Banks and Tichina Arnold as Ms. Jay. Look at the forehead people! Sadly, Tichina looks like him, and that's not a compliment. I wouldn't even dress like him on Halloween. Someone might actually think I look like him!

Don't Call It A Comeback!!!!!!

There is a monumental occasion nearing. For some people it's bigger than Christmas, Thanksgiving and New Year rolled into one. What day is it, you ask? November 21st. Two days before Thanksgiving for me but, Hova drops his new CD on this day. I am feeling the single "Sho me what you got!" On the other hand, I think his retirement was brilliant. Enough of my opinion, here is the CD cover. Tell me what you feel about Jay-z's return.

Twinkle Twinkle little Star!

Kiss FM radio station hosted a concert with Brian McKnight and Tamia over the weekend. I am so happy to see Tamia coming back. She is one of the few real singers. I'm not really feeling Mr. McKnight. Ever since he decided sisters aren't his flavor, he hasn't been mine. I wish him success though. Check out who showed up sans her husband. Yes it's Star Jones. Not a good picture, but then again, are there ever good pictures of her? On a serious note, I am still pissed at the way Barbara (the fossil) Walters played her. Fortunately, Star is a lawyer, she'll bounce back.

Tasia, Boo, Why?

Fantasia performed at the 2006 Avon Foundation Awards ceremony. Clearly she used too much Avon foundation. I'm just saying...

Go Ciara, it's your Birthday!

First she's rumored to be with Michael Ealy, then this CD cover! How fast can one mature? she went from Bow Wow to Michael. That's right girl, step up yo game! I ain't mad at this sister. Note to Ciara: Leave the short men for the short women, OK?

You Better Recognize!

The co-star in Deja Vu is Paula Patton. You may recognize her from "Idlewild." I'll bet you didn't know that she is the wife of Robin Thicke. Keep looking for this sister, we'll be seeing more of her.

A Black Masterpiece!

Look at Denzel! What was I talking about? Oh Yeah, Denzel. This is Denzel at his press junket for his new movie "Deja Vu." Have you noticed that his movie titles describe him? Example, "Man on Fire", he's hot. "Out of Time", he has to go home to his wife. "Deja Vu", haven't I dated him before? No, just wishful thinking..... Did anyone see Denzel on Oprah? What an inspiration to all men!!!

STOP THE MADNESS!!!

Jennifer Lopez also graced the red carpet at the Ace awards. When will these starlets realize that everything skinny isn't cute! They look hungry. Surely those designers can make larger sizes. I'm just saying, sisters listen, when you look faint, you don't look good! Ask any man if he prefers steak or just the bone! Note to self: Get rid of all Slim-fast....

Looky Looky!

Apparently other people go to wonderful parties on Halloween, while I'm out trick-or-treating. Anyhoo, the 10th Annual Ace Awards went down last night at Cipriani. Look who showed up looking all bronzed and put together, it's Eva pigford. One of my Fave America's Next Top Model winners. Eva doesn't even have to try. I hate that dress, but to each his own!

All Hail the Queen!

Last night the 17th Annual Glamour Women of the Year awards went down at Carnegie Hall in NYC. Queen Latifah was honored. I love Queen Latifah. She's so real. I almost hate to ask. Does she look like she is sucking in her stomach? She looks marvelous though!

I confess I am a Reality Show junkie!

I find myself scouring the television for reality shows. Preferably ones that involve winners. My guilty pleasure, for today, is Dancing with The Stars. I love watching Emmit Smith. He makes those dances look very manly. I have watched every season, this is the first man to do so. Even the pros make it look, suspect. Emmit gives it what Jerry Rice couldn't. A certain air of coolness. I also like listening to the singers. They are like low-budget Tony Braxtons or rent-a-Whitneys

Be Afraid! Be Very Afraid Anna!

Did anyone see the Anna Nicole interview on Entertainment Tonight? Poor Anna! Am I the only one that smells something rotten going on? I'm just saying watch your back Anna! Note to self: DO NOT, whatever you do,MARRY YOUR LAWYER! The interview, in its entirety, airs Thursday 7:30 pm Eastern time

It Must Be Halloween!

Gotta be halloween! The scariest thing I've heard in a while! A little bird says Chingy and Tyra Banks are dating! No that's not the scary part, allegedly, Tyra is fresh from a break-up with Tyler Perry. You know, the creator of Madea! I thought, well you know. Anyhoo, that's scary

Princess of The Roc No More?

Sources over at AllHipHop.com are reporting that Fellow detroiter Teairra Mari is no longer a member of the Roc or Def Jam for that matter. It is not known if the split was amicable or if Def Jam said " Is that all you could do?" Considering Rihanna sold circles around her, and outclassed her, it was only right for her to pack her tight clothes and go. Maybe she could finally learn how to spell her name. Note: Does this mean she must relinquish her chain?

Another Hollywood Divorce!!!

Why do we keep finding ourselves here? Reese and Ryan, no longer sitting in a tree, D-I-V-O-R-C-I-N-G. It did seem to good to be true. Moving on.....

Couple Alert!!!!!!

I have been lookin for this man for soooo long! After his brief fling with Halle Berry, he disappeared from my radar. Ladies he's baaack!!!! The muse that is Micheal Ealy, is allegedly canoodling with Ciara! I'm not sure about this couple, but I love seeing him in anybody's arms. Especially mine! That green-eyed angel does something to me! He can have my Goodies!

Gangsta B?

For all the Beyonce fans, this is for you! According to one of her fansites, this third gangsta in all black is, none other than, Beyonce. Check out the small hands and the hiding of the face. What do you think?

Halle Berry graced the place with boyfriend gabriel in tow. I might take a white flight for one night with him.

True Black Beauty

Garcelle B. hit up the Mercedes Benz "Carousel Of Hope Benefit", along with Ms. Whitney. Is it me or does Garcelle set the standard for fashion? She is always so put together. I aspire to be her. She, too, is the mother of a teen. Can you tell?

Look who doesn't need Bobby!

Whitney is stepping out now and looking stupendous! Here she is with Clive Davis the man who is overseeing her comeback. But don't call it a comeback. Whitney simply shedded some unwanted weight. 180 lb.s to be exact, called Bobby! I hope she succeeds and is clean and sober.

Snoop He Did It Again!

O.K. We all know that Snoop loves the Cannibus. Is it really necessary to take it, and, the guns to the airport? Personally if you need to mellow out on the plane, can't you just purchase alcohol before the take-off? Note to Snoop: Mail your guns and marijuana ahead of time. We still love you though!

Here's the skinny on Nicole!!

Nicole Richie! Girl why didn't you call me? I can tell you why you can't gain weight!!! Try eating!!! In case you haven't heard, Nicole has checked into a facility to learn why she isn't gaining weight. I can't speak for others, but I look at food and gain weight. I hope that Nicole finds her answers because she is starting to look a little "crackish." I'm just saying!