Saturday, November 10, 2007

Glad I Didn't Go!




I am wiping my forehead, right now! I was invited to the 2008 Ford Expedition Funkmaster Flex Edition Launch Party in NYC. I didn't go because of a schedule conflict and a little cold. I see that the D-listers came out in force. I see AJ Johnson is still looking hard as a rock. Jim Jones got out of bed and came straight there (sans a bath)! Shaggy? WTF? Funkmaster Flex reached waay back into obscurity for these guests! Next time invite me when Oprah is there!

Happy Birthday!





Happy Birthday goes out to rapper Eve,29, Warren G.,37, Tracy Morgan,39, Michael Jai White,40, Tommy Davidson,44, and Sinbad,51. Enjoy this day!

Friday, November 09, 2007

Don't Call It A Shaqdown!


Shaquille O'Neal is not the only one who wants a look-see! Shaunie, his soon to be ex-wife, has filed a petition to get a look at Shaquille's assets. In particular, she wants to see his contract with the Miami Heat. This is going to be an ugly war! I don't blame her! She is a hairdresser! How much money can she be hoarding? She had four of his kids, she deserves at least $50 million dollars!

Say What?



Frank Lucas, the true American Gangster, has some words for Jay-Z. Allhiphop.com interviewed him and he said, "Frank Lucas: Mr. Jay-Z, tell him to please watch his mouth.





Frank Lucas: I’m very remorseful. Sorry I did what I did. I did it. Wouldn’t do it again if it was laying out on the table for me.

I guess he's tired of people glorifying his actions. Why are people trying to be gangsters, now? Frank Lucas is in a wheelchair and I heard that Denzel and the director bought him a house! I'm not saying he was homeless but, he didn't have a house! I don't wanna be that kind of gangster!

Oh No She Don't!


Monique Shinnery, Dog the bountyhunter's sons girlfriend, is suing Dog for slander. She also said that not only does Dog always use the N-word but, so does Beth. Now, I'm pissed! That topheavy bleach blonde cannot get away with this! LOL I'm kidding! I already knew she used the word! Dog said in the tape the "we" use the word around here! I watched him on "Larry King Live" and I thought his apology was very contrived. He portrayed his sons as drug addicts and their mother as an addict who uses with her children. Stop with the excuses and get with the REAL apology. He had his pastor with him and he's black. I don't like the way he kept saying "blacks" and "black America". If I were Monique, I'd sue and get far away from Dog and Tucker! The apple doesn't fall far from the tree. I was also appalled at the poll taken, showing that 89% of people feel the show should come back on.

Happy Birthday!





Happy birthday goes out to Sisqo,29, Scarface,37, Sandra 'Pepa' Denton,38, and Donnie McClurkin,48. Have a great day!

Thursday, November 08, 2007

American Gladiator!


Laila Ali and Hulk Hogan have been named as the hosts foe the newly revamped show. American Gladiator was my fave show! In case you didn't know, American Gladiator is a show where everyday people compete against bodybuilders in difficult games. It sounds stupid but it's very fun to watch. Can't wait!

Happy Birthday!




Happy Birthday goes out to Diana King,37, Eric B.,44, and Alfre Woodard,55. Have an inspiring day!

Wednesday, November 07, 2007

God Is Good! Especially To Some...




Creflo Dollar and Bishop Eddie Long and Joyce Meyers are just a few of the Televangelists being investigated by the Senate Finance Committee. They are checking for financial misconduct. The house you see above belongs to Creflo Dollar. Quick question: Do you need to live like Scarface to bring people to the Lord? Well, we'll see what happens.

Happy Birthday!



Happy Birthday goes out to Melyssa Ford,31, and Troy Beyer,43. Have a wonderful day, ladies!

Tuesday, November 06, 2007

Funny!

This Parody of "Duffel Bag Boy" by Playaz Circle ft. LIL Wayne is hilarious. Check out "Ruffle Bag".

Remember Her?


Melinda Doolittle held a small spot in all our hearts. She finished third in the American Idol contest but she was the winner, to me. Well, Melinda isn't just twittling her thumbs, she has backed Malaria No More. An organization trying to eradicate Malaria in Africa. CNN.com says, "She believes that malaria can be eradicated -- with medicine to treat the disease and with insecticides and bed nets to prevent it in the first place. Doolittle's goal is to help eliminate malaria once and for all in her lifetime." Kudos to Melinda!

White Flight?



Rihanna has admitted that Josh Hartnett is "more" than just a friend. In fact she says, “I would be lying if I told you we were not more than just friends. He is so hot and is really sweet to me. When we hang out it feels right - even though it’s still pretty new. I have so fallen for him, he is lovely”. What's wrong Rihanna? No brothers worthy of your umbrella? Well, get it where you can! I ain't mad at ya! Note to brothas: Sistas are working their options! I'm just sayin you aren't the only thing on the menu!

Happy Birthday!



Happy Birthday goes out to NBA player Lamar Odom,28, and Thandie Newton,35. Have a spectacular day!

Monday, November 05, 2007

Go O!


Oprah held a press conference to discuss the abuse allegations. Oprah told of the arrest of a caregiver. According to People.com,"Tiny Makopo – a residential caregiver at Winfrey's Leadership Academy – did not have to enter a plea at the hearing but indicated she would plead not guilty to the charges.

Mokopo, wearing a black Adidas shirt and long green corduroy skirt, said she understood the charges against her – 13 counts of indecent assault, common assault, soliciting or enticing a minor through the commission of an indecent or immoral act and crimen inuria, which means verbal abuse.

Prosecutors asked for stringent bail conditions, noting that Mokopo allegedly abused seven victims, at least six of whom were 13-14 years old. Magistrate Thelma Simpson released Mokopo on 3,000 rand bail (about the equivalent of $450).

The magistrate ordered Mokopo to report weekly to the police station in Sebokeng, a township south of Johannesburg. She also forbid Mokopo from having any contact with staff or students at the Oprah Winfrey Leadership Academy.

Mokopo left the courthouse in a car driven by one of her friends, avoiding a crowd of photographers waiting for her. Winfrey, who has called for justice in the case, said in a press conference Monday with South African police: "This has been one of the most devastating – if not the most devastating – experience of my entire life." That is how you handle your business! No sweeping it under a rug or paying people off. You go to te source and handle it! Go Oprah!

I Smell A Payoff!


Shayla Smith, the 24 year old lady that was hit in the face by DaBrat is suffering from amnesia! According to mediatakeout.com, she suffered lacerations and needs surgery but has no memory of the altercation. Patrons of the bar are being less than forthcoming, also. If there are no witnesses, DaBrat can go free! I smell a payoff!

Uh Oh!


Bossip.com says that R. Kelly's hands may get him in a whole heap of trouble! The following quote is from a Bossip source. "In a hearing on Friday (November 2), a Chicago judge ruled that forensics expert Dr. Sharon Cooper can testify at a hearing, to be held December 18, about the veracity of her methods to determine her claims that Kelly is the man on the sex tape. Cooper has claimed she could identify him through the veins visible on his hands, and the hearing will be used to determine whether that method is acceptable in the scientific community at large. Cooper will also testify about how she determined the age of the victim on the tape, whom prosecutors say was 14 years old at the time of the alleged taping." Perhaps the "Pied Piper" has laid his last pipe! LOL Sorry, I thought that was funny! Anyhoo, This trial is taking too long. The girl in the video is, allegedly, now 21. She is also claiming that she was not the girl in the video. Her aunt, Crystal the former protege' of R. Kelly, found the tape and turned it in. Surely, her aunt knows her face when she sees it!

Say What?


Nicky Barnes, reputed drug dealer from the 70's (portrayed by Cuba Gooding Jr.in American Gangster) has a different take on the whole "No snitching" attitude of the streets today. Barnes, who is in protective custody for "snitching" on his friends, had this to say, "When I realized they left me on the battlefield to die, I said, “Fuck it!” … I said, “I’ll pull those motherfuckers in, let them see what it’s like.” I would rather be out here in the witness program than to be in jail with them. Why would I wanna be in there with them kinda niggers? I don’t regret it. I saw this show on CNN, with Anderson Cooper. Cats were talking about “Don’t snitch, no matter what happens.” Well, I can’t see how a guy can be considered strong if he lets a bunch of assholes walk all over him and he doesn’t respond, just because of some code that a bunch of idiots have cooked up. Anderson Cooper asked this rapper, “Suppose a child was molested and you knew who this molester was. Would you tell the police?” He said, “No.” So that’s what I’m sayin’—the street guidelines are just moron bullshit.

Happy Birthday!


Happy Birthday goes out to Jerry Stackhouse,34. Have a good one!

Sunday, November 04, 2007

Can He Comeback?




I think it's a legitimate question! Why is it that people talk bad about Michael Jackson but R. Kelly is allowed to roam free? The response is "R. Kelly makes good music, though!" Have you forgotten MJ's contributions? P.Y.T., the entire "Off The Wall" album, the entire "Thriller" album. Do I have to go on? Anyhoo, Michael is making a comeback. He knows that if America doesn't support him, Europe will. Check out Michael's cover for Ebony Magazine. That photoshop is something!

Happy Birthday!




Happy Birthday goes out to Sean "Diddy" Combs,38, Najee,50, and Berlinda Tolbert,58. Have a Blessed day!