Happy Birthday?

Yeah, according to IMDB.com, Larenz Tate turns 32 today! That's a crock of bull! Larenz won't tell his real age for fear of being pigeonholed. I doubt seriosly if he's 32, though! Anyhoo, happy birthday!

Damn! Foxy!

The judge gave Foxy Brown the smackdown! Foxy Brown has been sentenced to a full year in jail! Despite her pleas for mercy! If she is truly pregnant, her baby could be born in Rikers! See what slapping people will get you? The judge said that she was a "great actress" and her apology would have been believable if it was her first time. TMZ says she was visibly shaken when the punishment was handed down. They also said that the New Jersey police that testified against her said, "She got what she deserved!"

3rd "Most Improved Award" Goes To....

My 3rd "Most Improved" award goes to Venus Williams. I don't know if photoshopping was involved in this picture but she looks the best I've ever seen. Kudos , Venus keep up the good work!

Uh Oh Foxy!

According to TMZ.com, Foxy Brown is being given the business in court today. Not only has her attorney asked to quit the case (the judge said no) but, Foxy read an apology and the judge said, "Too little, to late!" She has been offered 9 months in jail and her attorney told her to take it! The drama continues....

Say That!

Tisha Campbell Martin and Duane Martin spoke with Essence Magazine about their love and their Autistic son. Duane addressed the gay rumors by saying,"I’m not going to defend myself against a gay rumor when I’m trying to defend my son against autism. We would look really stupid trying to take our focus off autism, which affects all of us, to fight a gay rumor. The reason we are talking today is because what we will defend is our 17-year relationship. Nobody is touching that. So whoever wants to rumble, let’s rumble. I will chew her ass up and swallow it before I let somebody else have her." Tisha talked about the Will Smith rumors by saying, "Our theory is that it’s really a slave mentality. Whenever the Black community has leaders, potential leaders or a family unit, we emasculate them. You don’t ever see them do that to Ben Affleck or Matt Damon. They can be friends, and be powerful individually or collectively and do amazing things. When two brothers are successful or have influential and powerful friends, we have to emasculate them. On the real, we even did it to Oprah and Gayle." She ain't lying! Why must everybody be gay? Why can't black families be happy? If you can answer this question, hit me up!

Is It Time?

Jay-Z is opening a 40/40 Club in Las Vegas. It will be located inside the Palazzo Hotel. The press is hounding Jay-Z and Beyonce about getting married. A reporter asked if they planned to get married while in Las Vegas. Jay-Z responded with,"I don’t know," he said. "It’s kind of comfortable here. If [Palazzo] President Rob Goldstein] throws in the ring, who knows?" Personally, I wish they would get it over, already!

2 For 1!

Not only is El Debarge in jail for domestic violence but Chico got picked up for possession of drugs and cash! Damn! He did a bid for the same thing before! Remember, he came out and made that dope (no pun intended) CD? Anyhoo, he was driving on the highway, with a female, when the cops spotted them pulled over and switching seats. The cops stopped them and searched the car and found drugs and a nice amount of cash. Who knew he still had some cash? Last time I saw him he was doing plays on the "Chitlin Circuit". Damn! They having a 2 for 1 sale on DeBarge brothers. LOL

How Could I Forget?

Foxy Brown turned 28 today! I'm sure she is getting extra bread and water at Rikers! You know, on account of her birthday! Note to Foxy: You'll be out of there soon. You can then go out and slap whoever you want with your new I-phone. Until then, Happy Birthday!

Damn!

As soon as you say it, you start growing! Halle Berry was out and about shopping for baby things. She looks happy and glowing! Congrats, Halle!

Speak Up Child!

Kim Porter is finally telling why she left Diddy, so abruptly. There was a rumor about Diddy impregnating a girl in Atlanta at the time Kim was pregnant. Apparently, the rumor is true! She said she then realized that her boyfriend wasn't true to her. The pictures of him sneaking out of Sienna Miller's hotel room, in the middle of the night, wasn't proof enough. I have one thing to say. She is set for life as far as child support is concerned but, she should have talked to Shaunie O'Neal and got some off-shore accounts in the Cayman Islands. She should have got money and stashed it. If I were her, I would do no more interviews! This is getting embarrasing!

Happy Birthday!

Lots of birthdays today! Happy Birthday goes out to Anika Noni Rose,34 (My favorite Dreamgirl), Idris Elba,34 (Stringer Bell, if you don't know you better ask somebody) Rosie Perez,42, CeCe Peniston,37 (Bull, she is 47, if she's a day) and Macy Gray turns 39! Note to readers: Don't get mad at me if CeCe Peniston was 37 when she had her first (of two) hits! I call it like it T-I tis!

You're Lookin At It!

You are looking at the faces of the new "View" co-hosts. Monday, Barbara "I lie like a rug" Walters will announce the hiring of Sherri Shepherd. Whoopi Goldberg started this week. She already hit a nerve with P.E.T.A. by defending Michael Vick. Lord, they know not what they done! These two are very opinionated and will give Elisabeth a run for her money! Stay tuned she may go into pre-term labor! LOL

Okay, Seriously Now!

She weighs all of 65 pounds soaking wet! Why on Earth is she constantly carrying the kids? Two at a time, no less! I must admit that Zahara is a cutie! I wonder who does her hair? Did they hire an African American haircomber? LOL I'm just sayin, let the bodyguards carry them! They are at a park in New York City. I hate to see this as much as I hate to see parents, in the mall, with children that look like they are 15 in a stroller! Feet dragging and shit!

Happy Birthday!

Happy Birthday goes out to Willie Gault,46. The former football player's body is a work of art! Check him out! Oh, did I mention he played baseball and ran track? Yeah, he did all that!

Tsk! Tsk! Tsk!

Shaquille O'Neal filed for divorce from his wife of 5 years, today! The papers state that the marriage has been "irretrievably broken." The baller wants the court to make Shaunie account for all assets and property accumulated during the marriage. He says she has been secretive about things she aquired before and after the marriage. People magazine says, "The couple have four children together: Shareef, 7, Amirah, 5, Shaqir, 4, and Me'Arah, 1. Shaq, 35, also has a daughter, Taahirah, from an earlier relationship and Shaunie, 32, has a son, Myles." The prenuptial agreement has been sealed for confidentiality reasons. Damn! What did she do? Did she buy a few houses to secure her wallet just in case they broke up? Sad!

Second "Most Improved Recipient"

My second "Most Improved Award" goes to Sister Patterson. The mother of "New York" from "Flavor Of Love." I believe that she deserves this award because she finally covered that 42' Flat Screen TV, that she called a forehead. She got a new hairstyle, finally! Go ahead, Sister Patterson!

FINALLY!

Finally, Halle Berry is with child! She told People Magazine,"Yes, I am three months pregnant!" She went on to say,"Gabriel and I are beyond excited and I've waited a long time for this moment in my life." Congrats to Halle!

Is This Chick For Real?

Do you remember Keke Wyatt? You know, the girl in the duet with Avant? The one that shanked her husband! Yeah, her! Anyhoo she said some pretty foul things in an interview with Essence magazine. She talked about "black people" in a very disparaging way! She said,"I’m not all Black, but I definitely stand up for the Black people. They’ve had it rough, they can’t help the fact that they’re skin is dark, or that their nose is a lil’ wider or that the curls in their hair might be tighter. I don’t think that it’s fair for people who look like me—the light skin, pointy nose and pretty hair—to think that dark-complected people are any less than them. Who am I? I’m not better than you. I breathe the same air and I bleed the same blood. Nobody is better than anybody else. We are all in this struggle called life. I think brown skin is beautiful because people like me have to lay out in the sun to try and look like you. My best friends are Black—I mean, Black-Black—and I think that’s so beautiful. I think that’s why I decided to make my children Black…I could have married a White dude and my kids probably would have looked completely White. That’s not what I wanted. Now, they can go outside and get a for-real tan (laughs). I think Black is beautiful. I stand for the African-American people until the day I die." Is she serious? I never knew she was mixed? He hair looks like mine! I think her little stint in jail has pushed her over the sanity line! "Black" people have put up with these little snide remarks forever. "You're so cute to be so dark!" You know the compliment wrapped in a put-down? To those who say these things I say, "Bitch Pleaze!

Happy Birthday!

Many, many birthdays today. Happy birthday to Beyonce,26, Shar Jackson,30, Nona Gaye,32, Damon Wayans,46, Khandi Alexander,49 and Lawrence Hilton Jacobs,53. Whoa! Did you know that Lawrence Hilton Jacobs (I call him LHJ) penned the theme music for many shows and lives off his residuals? Anyhoo, happy birthday, all!

Diddy!

Diddy had his annual "White Party" in the Hampton this weekend. He had quite an eclectic group of people attend. I saw people I never would have thought would party with Diddy. Then again, a free party is a free party. Hollywood is full of hangers-on. Anyhoo, Diddy is pictured with his mama Janice Combs (a vision in white LOL). Mariah Carey showed up, as well as, Al and Star Jones Reynolds. What the hell was Tommy Lee doing there? I would have given anything to be a fly on the food! LOL

Happy Birthday!

The pickins were slim today! I had to reach way back to find a birthday person. Anyhoo, happy birthday goes out to Craig Mack,35. I told you I had to reach way back! Happy Birthday and have a wonderful holiday!

I Like This Song!

I am loving Trey Songz new single called "I Can't Help But Wait." Let me know how you feel about it!

Trey Songz - Can't Help But Wait
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Rihanna's Tell All Interview

Rihanna dishes on playing second fiddle to Tierra Marie in an interview with Peach Magazine. Rihanna says: That [was] a funny situation, but I always remained humble. I was just the little Caribbean girl. You have to be good to people. I could very easily say it’s all karma…God has favor on me and has blessed me, and I cannot even thank Him enough." Is she saying that Tierra Marie wasn't good to people? I know people who know her and they say she is nasty! She is self-centered and class-less! I think that is why Rihanna rose the ranks. From the beginning she carried herself in a very "lady-like" manner. Her lyrics were tasteful and condusive to someone her age. Long Live Rihanna!

Happy Birthday!

Happy Birthday goes out to Katt Williams,33, and K.C. Hailey (of Jodeci fame),37. I hope that now that Katt Williams is one year older, he'll get a few inches taller! Just kidding, Happy Birthday guys!

Wedding News!

Usher and his wife, finally had their actual wedding ceremony. The wedding took place Saturday at Chateau Elan Winery & Resort in Atlanta. The 200 guests included Manager Benny Medina and Oprah's buddy, Gayle King. Notably absent was Usher's mother Johnetta Patton. That, alone, speaks volumes! Congrats to the couple, again!