A Holiday?

Beauty Supply stores and Manicure shops have closed for the day. Yes, Foxxy Brown is OUT! She was released today from Rikers, where she had been for 8 months and 12 days. This is gonna be called "Foxxy Day!" Viva La Foxxy! Note to readers: She could really use some help from a beautician or someone. Beware, though! She is due to give someone a "two piece and a biscuit!" In laymen terms, "an a$$ kicking!"

Akon, You Little Liar!

Akon has been bragging about being in prison because of many misdeeds. The Smoking Gun has found out about his REAL conviction. Read this:

While the performer’s rap sheet does include a half-dozen arrests, Akon has only been convicted of one felony, for gun possession. That 1998 New Jersey case ended with a guilty plea, for which the singer was sentenced to three years probation. Another 1998 bust, this one in suburban Atlanta, has been seized upon by Akon and transformed into the big case that purportedly sent him to prison (thanks to his snitching cohorts) for three fight-filled years. In reality, Akon was arrested for possession of a single stolen BMW and held in the DeKalb County jail for several months before prosecutors dropped all charges against him.
So there was no conviction. There was no prison term between 1999 and 2002. And he was never “facing 75 years,” as the singer claimed in one videotaped interview."

Why Lie?

Who wants to lie about being in prison? So stupid

Notice To ALL Young Men!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IF4FWvwiJhc
Don't think you need to pull up your pants? Watch this:

3 Years Is Nothing To A Vampire!

The government wants Wesley Snipes to do 3 years in prison for his conviction of failure to file a tax report. They are not playing! Is it me or are they going hard on the wrong people? Don't get me wrong, I think Wes should be washing some dude named Pimo (pronounced P-ee-mow) underwear and french braiding hair for $0.75! Yet, I still think that Osama Bin Laden and others are roaming free, and it ain't fair! The people that should be behind bars are the ones who fooled America into thinking there was a such thing as "Weapons Of Mass Destruction!" Those are the fools who should be walking behind 'Nard and holding onto a scarf hanging out of the back of his pocket! I'm sure someone found him attractive in "To Wong Fu: Thanks For Everthing, Julie Newmar." Sorry, I watch too many shows about prison! Note to my sister: I know I said "ain't" and that's not proper but, it sounds better that way! Roll with me!

One Word!

WEIRD! This is Angel Lola Love (a very sought-after video girl). Many have said that her A$$ is not real. What do you think? I think it looks scary! She looks like a drawing. I'm sure this picture was photoshopped, can you imagine how it REALLY looked? Yuck!

Is It Me???

Is it me or does Eddie Murphy look quite suspect? Tank top (that is not a wife beater) and charm bracelet is looking very gay!!!! Here he was celebrating his birthday. Funny, I don't remember seeing him at his daughters birthday. It just happens to fall on the same day as his! DEADBEAT!

Why????

Why is it that every time someone comes on "The Tyra Show", she has to try to outshine them? Here she is with singer Leona Lewis ("Bleeding Love") trying to upstage her! I like Tyra but she needs to stick to modeling. Her singing gig flopped!

Oh Thank Goodness!

I am so glad Alicia Keys cleared up that little Blender interview. "Speaking on Los Angeles DJ Ryan Seacrest radio show on Tuesday morning (15Apr08), Keys explained, "I feel that I wasn't a hundred per cent clear on what I was saying and so, because of that, it got slightly misinterpreted, and somehow it got misinterpreted that I was saying that the government was creating gangsta rap - and that's not what I was saying."What I was saying was that the term gangsta rap was so over sloganised during that time... That's what I was trying to talk about."In so many ways, everyday people, as well as the government, could have really done so much more to sorta (sic) obliterate and eradicate the things that were going on in the communities at that time that forced the artists to discuss and talk about, so strongly, what they saw, what they lived with."I wasn't saying that I'm a conspiracy theorist, and I wasn't saying that I'm anti-anyone because anybody who knows my character knows that I'm a very positive person... My only aim is to uplift people and spread love."You're in an interview for half and hour, 45 minutes... and you're talking about these different thoughts and ideas and I think... there's a way that I didn't exactly clarify what I meant to the point where he (the journalist) could misinterpret it."I don't regret doing this interview; overall it was a great article. It was merely a line or two that has provoked all of this madness. I regret that a negative spin has been put (on it)."

"Take Your Shirt Off" Campaign?

Steve Harvey, as a part of the "Take Your Shirt Off" campaign, took these pictures. For a 50 year old he looks "decent." The only thing that I would say is cool it on the bronzer! He looks like my baby shoes my mother keeps on the "what-not" shelf. Also, if your forehead makes your body look TOO young, keep ya shirt on. His forehead has more lines than a navigation device! LOL

Speaking Of Miss Rap Supreme....

There is a contestant on the show named Ms. Cherry. Last night, she got into a cat fight with Khia. The fight was about Khia's "one-hit wonder status." Anyhoo, little did we know that Ms. Cherry is famous by way of rapper T-Pain. Ya see, she gave birth to his baby 6 months ago. That's strange! Ya see T-Pain is married! He has been married for a while. Perhaps that's why he isn't helping her and she has to be on "Miss Rap Supreme." Drama! Drama! Drama!

Miss Rap Supreme!

Yes, I fell off the wagon! I watched another reality show on VH1. I know! I know! They totally show us (by us I mean women) in a negative light. I just wasn't sleepy and there was nothing else on the tube. Anyhoo, Khia was on the show and she made a boo-boo! Check out this letter a reader wrote to Mediatakeout.com:

"So I just finished watching the new show Miss Rap Supreme and it seems like it will be a good show. The only sad thing about it is Khia's wack ass. She was in the elimination round where all the ladies had to write 16 bars. Yo Yo clearly states to them
NOT TO USE LYRICS THAT WAS ALREADY WRITTEN.After listening to Khia I immediately got on the computer and simply googled the words "Khia" and "Respect Me." Turns out that was a song on her album."

I don't think that VH1 or the show give a darn about her ignoring the rules. She is there purely for entertainment purposes. Her attire, alone, borders on comedy. In that first picture she looks like a ghetto koala bear! LOL

A Suicidal Rapper?

I know it seems hard to believe, but at least he admits his mind isn't right. The Game is saying that he feels like leaving the earth. He says,
“‘My life is f***ed up right now,’ he [said]. ‘I’m in a f***ed up place. My fans love me, and I know what they want but in a minute, I’m not gonna be physically capable of pleasing the world with music. Because my mind isn’t right. People are driving me under God’s good earth.’
‘Sometimes I wanna be at peace so bad that I wish myself off of the earth,’ Game said.”

Sad! So much talent and such a bad place. Perhaps he should stop going on stage with a fifth of Hennessey and downing the entire bottle. Yeah, sometimes that makes the voices louder. I'm not making light of any mental disorder. I'm saying that if you can admit that your mind isn't right, maybe you can stop self-medicating! Perhaps therapy is in order. Take that 'script and call me in the morning. Not too early, though!

Say What?

Lauren Hutton was hawking her new makeup line, the other day. When a prospective buyer picked up a shade of brown Lauren said, "That's Oprah brown, you're not Oprah brown!" WTF? This heiffer didn't really say this did she? Yes she did! What brown is Oprah brown? Maybe somebody should make her eye Oprah black!

What?

DENVER - NBA star Carmelo Anthony has been arrested on suspicion of driving under the influence. Police say the Denver Nuggets forward was arrested early Monday on Interstate 25. He was pulled over for weaving and failing to dim his lights.
Detective Sharon Hahn says Anthony failed a series of sobriety tests. He was ticketed and released at the scene, but Hahn does not know how he got home.
Anthony is due in court on May 14.
The Nuggets said they are aware of the situation but declined comment.

Just a quick note: Does Carmelo stand for Caramel and marshmallow? I'm just askin....