Happy Birthday!

Happy Birthday to Craig David! It's his 26th. When are you coming back? I hear he has a new CD coming out soon! Look at his sexiness! Grrrrow!

Can You Hear Me Now? Nope!

In case you haven't seen them, the internet has been circulating a video of Akon simulating sex with a 15 year old girl at a concert. Yes, he had the girl all over the floor and everything! Anyhoo, now Verizon has pulled their sponsorship! To make matters worse, Akon opens for Gwen Stefani and they have pulled the plug on her tour also! Akon has pissed some folks off! In his defense, the girl was dressed like a 30 year old hooker and looked twice her age! Yet, the whole R. Kelly thing has people talking! I saw the video! I was disgusted but those things happen at those kinds of concerts. Note to Akon: Next time plant the girls in the audience AFTER you check their I.D. Photo of girl by Bossip.com

Showdown?

Some bloggers are saying that Mel B is planning to confront Eddie Murphy at the "Shrek 3" premiere. I highly doubt it! IF, she was going to do it, they blew it for her! Thanks for ruining the element of surprise! Damn! That cound have been potentially entertaining but now it's moot. I also heard Charlie Murphy said his brother had a vasectomy. When asked again he said, "I don't monitor anybody else's penis!" Me either! LOL This is getting very Maury Povichish!

Happy Birthday!

Happy birthday goes out to Kimora Lee Simmons (32) and Dame Dash (36)! Between these two the parties won't stop this weekend! Notice the labe for this below. LOL

Hip Hop Emergency!

I love Bone Thugs And Harmony! Now that I have said that, somebody needs to go get Bizzy Bone! Recently he has not been with the group and he has some mental health issues. I will not make fun of his problems but he really needs an intervention. I don't know if these problems were always there (many schizophrenics show no signs until their twenties) or if they are drug induced. The least someone should do is stop him from making videos that go to Youtube and really make him look bad. Note to Bizzy Bone: I am praying for you! Go get healthy, please!

Phat Family Fiesta!

Following in the footsteps of their famous aunt(Kimora Lee Simmons) and uncle (Russel Simmons), Rev. Run's daughters launched a line of footwear last weekend. Vanessa(pictured right) and Angela(pictured left) showed their line of sneakers. I like them! I espescially like the fact that their named after ice cream. The colors are like ice cream collaborations. Damn, why didn't I think of that? Anyhoo, the shoes are a part of the Phat Farm family.

Question?

Why are the stars asking for our money? People are losing jobs and gas is high as diamonds and WE are trying to keep food on our tables and THEY want OUR money? I would love to help as many as possible but charity starts at home! If every star that appeared on the American Idol show last week gave ten percent of their earnings from last year, poverty can be erradicated somewhere! I'm tired of people who make $70 million a year telling me that I'm not doing my part! I'm doing good keeping a roof over my child's head and food in his mouth! By the way, why does Madonna have that fake accent? Anyhoo, I thank all those who DID give to America Gives Back! I sent what I could! I just thought that if we could give $1 the stars SHOULD give $1,000!

What The Hell Is This?

Did he look at Michael Jackson and not see what we saw? He ordered the same crazy ass nose! This is nose #255F in the plastic surgery catalog. I see he also ordered cleft chin #633F. In case you are wondering, the F stand for FOOLS! LOL Oh before I forget, his name is Norwood Young and he is dropping a CD! Yeah, who cares?

Whatcha Think?

Bossip.com is reporting that this little boy IS Jay-Z's love child. Tell Me whatcha think! There are some similarities but the boy is so cute it is hard to believe Jay-Z is the father! Anyhoo, the mother is a videochick/model named Shenelle Scott. I guess she and Jay-Z hooked up during the "Big Pimpin" video shoot. Sources are saying that she was paid $1 million dollars to keep the baby under wraps and $4,000 a month. Y'all know you have an opinion! Holla at me!

Step Up!

I'm talking to Eddie Murphy! Mel B is taking Eddie to court. Apparently, talks have stalled about taking a DNA test. Yes, Eddie was gung-ho about the test but has since run away! This stuff angers me! Either step up or I am banning your existence from On and Poppin! I will treat you like I treat that chick that shaved her head and is trying to make a comeback! Who cares if you are in another relationship! Acknowledge your child! Note to Tracey: I can't call you a homewrecker! I can say that if my boyfriend was in this situation I'd make him step-up or step-off! This could be you someday!

Happy Birthday!

Happy 35th Birthday Dwayne! I'm sorry his name is Dwayne Johnson. Some people call him "The Rock", I just call him Dwayne! Go ahead! Bask in his sexiness!

That Was Dirty Eddie!

In an interview with OK magazine Mel B says she and Eddie Murphy were like soulmates. They were introduced at a party and after 30 minutes were holding hands. Three days later they tatooed their names on each other. She says they were inseparable. She says he knew about the pregnancy and they were both ecstatic. She says after hearing they were over she tried to call him. At first she couldn't get through but she finally reached him, and he said he would call her back. He never called back. That was some shady ish! She also says she is not humiliated about the situation. She said HE humiliated himself by behaving so poorly. The English are so different aren't they? WE would have been humiliated and out for blood! Keep your spirit up Mel B! If all else fails, take all his money in child support! Note to readers: I know that sounds awful but, he embarrased that girl for no reason! How does Tracey feel looking at Mel B's name on his body? He probably carved it out!

Was She Shopping For A New Pimp?

I hear that Tomi Rae (alleged widow of James Brown) and Bishop Majic Don Juan (protogee of Snoop Dogg and former pimp) have hooked up! Excuse me I just vomited in my mouth! Anyhoo, I didn't know she was checkin for a pimp! What, Handsome Ken wasn't available? Whiteboy Pimp (his real name) not taking new girls? LOL

I Heard...

I keep hearing that Solange will replace Vanessa Minnilo as a MTV VJ on TRL. Too many acronyms! Anyhoo, this is Solange showing up at MTV with little Daniel Jr. One question: Is Solange still married to Daniel Sr.? I figured that was a shotgun wedding! I haven't seen Daniel Sr. with Solange since the wedding photos. I wonder how much money Papa Knowles dished out to save the virtue of his baby!

Say What?

Is the woman in the middle Bobby Brown's future wife? Her name is Alicia Etheridge and she is supposed to be his manager. I hear that there are wedding plans and that they already live together. Damn Bobby! The ink isn't dry yet!

Springfest 07?

Yung Joc is everywhere these days but damn if he shound have went to that barber! What the ? I don't know if I should put him in the "What The F__?" file! That would be a compliment! Note to Yung Joc: Leave Sponge Bob to the kids! Photo by Ozonemag.com

Let Me Get This Straight....

Ray J (brother of singer Brandy) received $1 million dollars for his work in the Ray J/Kim Kardashian porn tape. Kim Kardashian filed suit against the distributor and settled, out of court, for $5 million dollars. Ray J is an idiot! He did all the work in the video! He held the damn camera! Anyhoo, with a payday like that, I guess we KNOW who did ALL the work! LMAO! Note to Ray J: Mandingos are paid more! Raise your rates, dude!

UUUmph! Happy Birthday!

Happy 37th Birthday to Master P! I love the fact that you keep ya dollars in ya pocket! It also makes me proud that your son has a scholarship to USC and will lead the Trojans to victory! Kudos to YOU!