Prom Don'ts!!!!!!

It's that time again! I know you're excited about graduating but, please DON'T follow in the footsteps of these folks!!!! WARNING some pics are hard on the eyes! LOL Thank You www.bossip.com for the laughs!

Foreclosure!!!

This foreclosure thing is contagious! Evander Holyfield's home, in Fayette County, is up for auction on July 1st! The home is worth 10 million dollars! He is also accused of failing to send 2 child support checks to his 10 year old son, totalling $6,000. When it rains it pours! He should be a poster boy for abstinence! Too many damn kids! Kids will leave ya broke!

Now That's A Reality Show!

T.I. will star in a reality show for MTV that will chronicle his 1,000 community service hours. I wanna see this! I wanna know how they clean the freeway and never show their faces! Do they teach them that when they show up? Anyhoo, here he is shopping on Robertson Drive.

Please Excuse Me...

My posts will be slow and possibly delayed until tomorrow. Death in the family and a broken collarbone are to blame. I will try to get back to work as soon as possible.

One Phrase!

Obama in '08! This should be a mantra! I am so happy that he defeated the evil Hillary Clinton. I realize that I should be happy that female made it that far but, she played dirty! I really am not interested in giving Bill Clinton another key to the White House. Had he kept his peen in his pants people would have been a little more inclined to choose his wife. Who am I kidding? Obama is the most elegant, intelligent (something we have been lacking for 8 years) and charismatic man for the job! Hell, it will be just nice to hear someone speak the King's English! Hallelujah!

Well Cut My Hair And Call Me Baldy!

Who would have thought that Lil Kim would look this good? Especially, after she knifed her face and body so much. She looks pretty good for an Asian lady! LOL Photo from http://www.bossip.com/

It's About Time!

Denzel Washington is finally being rewarded for years of great work. We all knew how wonderful he was and now he's being honored by the Apollo Theater Hall of Fame Induction in New York. I am so happy for him! Oscar winner and Hall of Fame inductee! Kudos!

Vintage Halle!

Halle Berry was spotted out and about, in L.A., sans Nahla. She is just showing off! Her post-baby body is looking good. This is the Halle we remember and love!

I Knew It!!!!

I knew there was a reason that I feel so Blessed to be a Gemini! Wentworth Miller shares that dubious distinction! Mr. Miller turns 36 today! Note to Wenty: Yeah I call him that! Anyhoo, have a wonderful day and thank you for being you! Oh, and in case you're wondering, yes he is African American!

The Pied Piper Has Some 'Splaining to Do!!!!!

The secret witness has testified in the R. Kelly child pornography trial. Karen VanAllen testified to the following:

“Van Allen said she had met R. Kelly at the video shoot for ‘Home Alone,’ in which she appeared, in late 1997 or early 1998. She talked with Kelly and ended up having ‘intercourse’ with him in the trailer, she said. She was 17 at the time, she said.
The pair exchanged numbers and Van Allen soon visited Kelly in Chicago, eventually giving up her job in Atlanta to be with him full time. Kelly paid for her to stay in hotels and she spent most of her time with him at the studio, she said.
In late 1998, she testified, Kelly took her to his former home on the North Side of Chicago, where she met the alleged victim in this case for the first time. Kelly taped them while they had three-way sex in his ‘log-cabin’ room, she said. That’s the same room he’s alleged to have filmed the tape in this case. Kelly told her the alleged victim was 16, she said.
On another occasion, following an awards ceremony in Chicago at which Kelly had been honored, Van Allen, Kelly and the alleged victim in this case again had videotaped three-way sex. But this time they did it on Kelly’s basketball court.
‘He took up his camera and we took off our clothes and we all had sex again,’ she said. Van Allen said Kelly stopped the sex session after she broke down crying. “I didn’t want to do it,” she said.
On a third occasion, sometime in 2000, Kelly, Van Allen and the alleged victim romped again, this time in his trailer at the video shoot for ‘Woman’s Threat,’ Van Allen said. Kelly and the alleged victim ran naked to hide after somebody knocked on the door and disturbed them, she said.
Van Allen said Kelly carried a ‘duffel bag’ with his home-made porn it wherever he went. ‘He carried it everywhere,’ she said. ‘If we was at the studio, it was in the studio with him; if he was at Hoops (his gym) it would be at Hoops with him…the bag would follow him.’
She said she was not there when the tape at the center of this case was made, but identified the alleged victim and Kelly as being on that tape.”

I wonder if she is facing any charges for sexxing a minor. Three way sex at the age of 17? What has this world come to?

Update: The witness in the aforementioned articles name is Lisa VanAllen not Karen VanAllen.

"One Hit Wonder" Speaks!

Teairra Mari is talking about beating up Rihanna. Apparently, 6 months ago, Rihanna said that her relationship with Teairra wasn't very nice. That Teairra was rather nasty towards her. She went on to say that Teairra's lack of success was "karma". Well, Teairra has fired back with an interview with mediatakeout.com. Read what Teairra said:

"First of all, I never thought there was any beef. Me and [Rihanna] only had positive encounters ... So naturally when I read that, I wanted to whoop her azz."And according to Teairra Mari - had the two met up last fall - Rihanna would have gotten the whooping she deserved. The 20 year old Tearra Mari told MediaTakeOut.com, "I was a rebellious teenager. Anybody that said anything about me, I wanted to fight."

From the few people that I know, that know Teairra, she wouldn't fight crime! Note to Teairra: change the attitude and carry yourself like a lady, and you, too, can have success!

Is It Me?

Is it me or can some "Hollywood" children be very obnoxious? They say things in interviews that are really smartass and their parents and people say, "He's so mature for his age!" If I said it or your child said it, they would be getting an ass whooping! I'm just saying that looking the other way prepares them for bad things in their adulthood!

Is He Crazy?

Read what T-Pain had to say about getting his chain snatched:

T-Pain: There’s one [song] called “Havoc.” It’s a true story about when I got my chain snatched in New York the night before my first album dropped. Somebody snuck a gun in the club and stuck it in my stomach, but I wasn’t going to give my chain up — it was my first chain. He pushed me back and as I was fallin’ he snatched the chain and ran out the club. It was pretty weird. It’s such an in-depth story, it’s like a 5 minute song.Blender.com: Did you find the chain on eBay?T-Pain: Nah. We found it, though. He stole it to sell back to me … but I didn’t buy it back.Blender.com: Is that guy still alive?T-Pain: [ominously] No, he’s not alive.

Is he crazy? I think that story would have went to the grave with me. Watch the police start to investigate. Dumbass! Then again, look at him! Would you expect him to know better?