Three Hots And a Cot?

The New York Department of Probation (NYDP) is looking to revoke Foxy Brown's probation and incarcerate her. Apparently, Foxy did not have permission to travel to Florida. After her arrest on Thursday, the NYDP decided to ask her to serve her year in jail. I think she needs to go to jail. Think about it; there are no beauty supply stores or beauty and nail salons in jail! She might learn to act! She would surely come against someone who will teach her manners. Foxy might come home wearing a mullet and Birkenstocks! LOL

Well Cut My Hair And Call Me Baldy!

What the H-E-double hockey stix? Britney has lost it! Kevin, come get your kids! Their mama has gone LOONEY! I normally don't report about Britney but, her recent antics force me! I reported yesterday that she checked into rehab. Well, 24 hours later she checked out of rehab. See, that's that ish that will get your kids taken! Where is protective service? If my child gets a cut, they are all over my ass! They are letting this fool drag these kids from city to city, at all hours of the night, and they haven't even called her! Oh, I see, she can afford a nanny! Well then, let the nanny have the kids! She's too busy partying and jet-setting to raise her own damn kids! I predict a crash, soon! You read it hear first! If, no crash occurs you read it somewhere else first. LOL

Breaking News!!!!

Extra has just announced that Britney Spears has entered Re-hab. Finally! Why do they think that entering re-hab is the answer? They need psychotherapy. Is there a re-hab for being trashy? I'll look into it! Note to Britney: Your slippery slope into lush hell started with your breakup with Justin. Go to therapy and start there. Good luck!

Lemme Get This Straight!

When asked about his alleged "sex" tape, Ray-J responded, "I'm just focusing on my career." What damn career? Could someone please show proof of him EVER having a career! Shut me up, PLEASE! He is and always will be a hanger-on. He made it to Hollywood on his sister's coattail. If Brandy hadn't had success as a singer he would be trying out for a reality show, right now! Note to Ray-J and the likes: Making a staged tape of sex with a D-lister is not going to stretch your 7 minutes of fame. Scurry back to oblivion, O.K.?

Mugged Up!

Foxy Brown was arrested Thursday, again! She was in a Florida Beauty Supply Store when an altercation broke out. She was arrested for assault. Why is she always fighting in Beauty salons or Beauty Supply stores? Maybe the people that work there are trying to keep her from buying that hideous hair and disgusting lipstick and eye shadow!LMAO! TMZ got their sticky little hands on her mug shot. And here it is.... That's mugged up!!!!!

Tim Hardagay!

Did you hear about the statements made by Tim Hardaway? He said ,"I hate gay people!" Apparently he was on a media excursion for the upcoming All-Star weekend. He was asked about John Amaechi coming out and replied, "I wouldn't want to play with him on my team!" NBA commisioner, David Stern, heard about his comments and snatched him off the media rounds. I applaud David Stern! Regardless to how you feel about gay people, keep it to yourself! I'm sure someone will tell me that "they" aren't going to the Kingdom Of Heaven, being gay! To this I say, "Worry about your own Salvation!" If your standing, in the eyes of the Lord, isn't tight, should you judge? People are having pre-marital sex, adulterous relationships, murdering, lying and stealing and worry about others Salvation. Clean your backyard before you start on your neighbors!

What The F___?

This lady has a permanent place in my "What The F___?" file. Need I say more?

Fantasia Is Going Purple!

Rumor has it Fantasia is joining the Broadway cast of "The Color Purple." She will play the part of Miss Celie. Nobody plays that part better than Whoopie but, it is a musical. Funny, I don't remember Miss Celie doing alot of screaming! Anyhoo, it should be good. I hear Oprah is making a big deal of her joining the cast.

What You Lookin At?

I hear Irv Gotti and 50 Cent had a staring contest. Guess who won! They were both at a pre-Grammy party. Apparently, Irv has started a new group over at Universal Records, home to 50 Cent and G-Unit. Irv was overheard talking smack about 50 Cent. Remember 50 Cent and G-Unit, singlehandedly, took down Irv's #1 artist JaRule. Anyhoo, at the party, Irv saw 50 Cent and a staring contest commenced. Irv gave pound to the party host and bounced! Note to readers: I don't promote these actions but, ya gotta love it! It's Hip-Hop baby!!!!

Looka Here!

Considering her songs sound very kiddy, should Corrine Bailey Rae really be wearing something so provocative? She's sending mixed signals. You think she sexxed it up because she didn't win at the Grammy's? Oh Corrine, there's always the Sesame Street Awards! LMAO

Do You Remember?

Do you remember sitting on the floor with your legs under you watching a movie that shocked and scared you? The year was 1977. The movie was "Roots." I was riveted to the television set. I remember being angry. I couldn't believe that had really happened. The next day, I went to school and my white friends weren't the same. I saw them as evil and sneaky. This went on for a few days, but kids rebound. If only adults could grow out of the hate, this world would be a better place. Note to readers: Weren't you mesmerized by "Roots?"

Happy Valentines Day!

May you find love in the most important place. Within!

Conspiracy?

How many stars have you seen on the cover of Vogue magazine? How many black stars? Have you ever seen them look this bad! Famed photographer Annie Liebovitz shot this! This is a crying shame. Where's the makeup? Jennifer, I would sue if I were you! They wouldn't do this to Beyonce! Sidenote: Anna Wintour is editor-in-chief at Vogue. Her best friend is stylist/guru Andre Leon Talley. Talley has been dressing Jennifer Hudson for the pre-Oscar events. I hate her dresses! I think they are trying to sabotage her! First, the ill-fitting ugly dresses. Now these pictures! Wake up, girl! They truly don't have your best interests at heart!

What?

Chamillionaire is quoted as saying,"I need people to listen to me and look past my grill." he went on to say, "I have alot to say and I'm not just a rapper who wears diamonds!" I happen to like Chamillionaire! He is one of the rappers that uses lyrics and little profanity. I must admit that I like looking at his grill. Let's face it, his face is distracting.

Say It Again, LOUDER!

Queen Latifah appeared on the Ellen show Monday. Queen plans to adopt children. She says she wants 16 babies. Sh also said she plans to adopt from the Unitd States. She said, "No offense to anyone but, thre are too many children, in the hood, that need homes." Kudos to the Queen! Say It Louder! I understand that there are atrocities everywhere but, charity starts at home!

Watch Your Back Diddy!

Apparently, Diddy has a bone to pick with Naomi Campbell. At one of the Grammy after-parties, Diddy spotted Naomi Campbell and her date, Terrance Howard, and stormed up and cursed her out. He was screaming on her but, nobody knows exactly what he said. They say Naomi played it cool though. I still say Diddy better watch out for flying phones!

So Sad...

An Ohio coroner ruled the death of Gerald Levert an accident. At the time of his death, Levert was suffering with pneumonia. They also found Vicodin, Percocet and Darvocet in his system. He had a shoulder injury and had undergone surgery for an Achilles tendon injury. Anyhoo, we are going to miss him! R.I.P. GERALD....

They Were Robbed!

These two should have cleaned up last night! Ceelo Green is 1/2 of "Gnarls Barkley" and newcomer James Blunt. I feel they were cheated! Who wasn't singin "Crazy" or "You're Beautiful"? That damn American Idol chick is nothing new! These people had country lovers singing along! Note to James and Gnarls Barkley: I love you! You are MY "Best New Thang Smokin!"

Look At This!

This picture should be hanging in the beauty supply store. When they ask you, "what kind of hair do you want?" You reply, "Give me the Kelly Rowland in #2 and 28 inches!" LMAO Seriously folks! Don't they look funny?

What The Hell?

TMZ.com has uncovered pictures of the refrigerator in Anna Nicole Smith's home in the Bahamas. It showed cans of Slim-Fast and Trimspa and a container of Methadone and other injectable medications. What a cocktail! I'm still watching that Howard K. Stern. He has sold interviews to Entertainment Tonight and other publications. Sounds like he KNOWS he 's not getting the money. Did ya know that Anna Nicole Smith's mother was a police officer? She also disputes the fact that they were poor while Anna was growing up. She believes the hostility towards her stems from the fact that she tried to keep Anna away from the drugs. She says that she went to the strip clubs in her town and ran Anna Nicole off the stages. One club owner verifies her story. Poor Anna Nicole wanted a rags to riches story. Funny how people want to portray a bad up-bringing until they actually have one!

Proof!

Consider this picture of Whitney Houston as proof she is cleaning up her act. Just think getting rid of Bobby could have helped her a long time ago. Go WHITNEY! BTW, this picture was taken at the Cive Davis pre-Grammy party,