Back To The Projects?

You can take the man out of the projects but, you can't take the projects out of the man. I'm talking about Boston Celtic, Sebastian Telfair. Sebastian was caught driving 77mph in a 35mph zone. He also had an unregistered loaded .45 caliber pistol under the passenger seat. Why? He should have nightmares about the projects, instead he's trying to go back! Out of all the people who want to be in the NBA, he is trying desperately to leave the NBA. I know his mother and 11 sisters and brothers are pissed to the highest pisstivity! Note to Sebastian: You were BLESSED! Don't block your Blessings with hoodsh!t!

Put It In Writing!

50 Cent wanted his child support to go through the court. A judge has ordered him to pay his baby-mama $15,000 a month and $10,000 up-front. That's not bad! Diddy pays $35,000 a month. Are they trying to say that 50 Cent's son is a clearance item? LOL Note to readers: Considering how much I receive in child support, I'll take a clearance child!

Beef! Is It Ever Over?

Wednesday night, the mother of Tony Yayo, had her house shot up. Yes, riddled with bullets! Allegedly, there were no gunshots heard, intimating a silencer was used. I told him not to put his hands on that young boy! His father don't play! In good gangster fashion, he never said a word but his actions were LOUD! Question for Tony Yayo: Why was your mama still living in the same house? You better move her, man!

Happy Birthday!

Happy Birthday goes out to Shemar Moore (let me just drink him in for a minute) and Luther Vandross. We truly miss you Luther! We truly miss youu too Shemar! We miss seeing you in all types of undress! OOps, did I say that out loud? My Bad! LOL

Apple Don't Fall Far From The Tree!

I reported that Usher is engaged to his stylist, who is a little older than him. I also reported that Usher's mother, Jonetta Patton, was really peeved. Well, I am here to report that Jonetta is engaged also. The 50ish mother of two is engaged to a 36 year old man. I smell an Urban Cougar! Note to readers who don't know: An Urban Cougar is an older woman who goes after younger men. She's probably trying to piss Usher off! What kind of relationship is that?

Why?

Why in the world would you take these pictures? This is Fantasia with a camera phone. You can't read but you can post these pictures? I hope Oprah doesn't see these pictures, Miss Celie!

Happy Birthday!

Happy 41st Birthday Suge Knight! I know I've said some awful things in the past but, I still wanna say Happy Birthday! Have you found a place yet? I know a nice and clean shelter, call me! LOL

B'Bye A Sanjaya!

Finally, the powers that be, decided to get rid of William Hung Jr. Better known as Sanjaya! I am so happy!

Walk Of Fame!

Monday, Forrest Whittaker was given his star on The Walk of Fame. His co-star in "The Last King Of Scotland" was there to help him celebrate. Kerry washington played his wife in the movie. This star is very late! His beautiful wife, Keisha, and their three girls were there also. You Go Forrest!

Uhh Oh Uhh Oh Oh No No!

Do you remember Des'Ree? She sang the song "You Gotta Be." Well she is suing Beyonce! Apparently Des'Ree wrote and sang a song called, "I'm Kissing You" and Beyonce re-made the song on her B-Day album, without permission. Do people really think artists are going to go for that? Anyhoo, TMZ.com is reporting that the song was performed by Des'Ree in 1999. Let's see what happens with this! Des'Ree is allesging a cover-up! She says Beyonce's camp asked for permission to use the song and they were told they can use the song but, they couldn't make changes to it and they could not make a video. Beyonce didn't like the terms, so they made the song anyway!

Did Anyone See Oprah Yesterday?

I did! First of all, I am a big fan of Oprah, but when someone is wrong I must call them out! The subject was about Don Imus and Hip-Hop. She had an eclectic guest panel. There was rapper Common, Music Exec Kevin Lyles, Music mogul Russell Simmons and this horrible man named Stanley Crouch (pictured above). I call him horrible because he called music execs "clowns". I also don't like him because hips lips are constantly dry, but that's neither here nor there. Anyhoo, Oprah and her gang were really hard on Hip-Hop. They said it was not setting a good example for youngsters. My question is: Don't those women in the videos, shaking and showing their asses, have some accountability? If they were not doing it, what would rappers do? They also talked about being role models. My question is: Oprah, do you think that buying a large home and moving a man into it, sans marriage, is setting the right example? You can't talk about Spirituality while committing a sin. Note to Oprah and her guests: He who is without sin, cast the first stone! By The Way Oprah, what was up with the Hip-Hop dance lessons on your show the other day?

Blasts From The Past!

Will Smith and DJ Jazzy Jeff are in the studio. They are planning a comeback! I am somewhat happy. If they are going to do things like "Brand New Funk" I'll be happy. If not please don't waste our time. Speaking of comebacks, have you heard the new LL Cool J song? It's called "Make you Mine" and I hate it! He uses alot of foul language and you just aren't ready for it! Stick to your gameplan! If cursing made you rich, continue! If clean rapping is your forte, don't drop the F-bombs!

Fellas, I'll Break It To Ya Gently....

I just watched a video online, at another blog site, of DaBrat at her birthday bash. In the video she MORE than intimates that she is gay! She said, "My lips feel dry, anybody got any lip gloss?" A man in the audience offers her some and she says, "I don't know where your mouth has been nigga!" She then turns to the girl in the picture and accepts her lip gloss and says,"I KNOW where her lips have been!" She then laughs and winks! Fellas, I know you thought the baggy saggy pants were just an act but, it appears she really wants to be on the opposite side. I know, I know it hurts! Well, there's always Queen Latifah! LOL

New Duet!

Singer Ne-yo and Jennifer Hudson have a new banging song. It's called "Leaving Tonight" and it is hot! First of all, if you wanna hit song call Ne-Yo. He has his finger on the pulse of America. Have you heard his song "Because of You"? Loves It! Anyhoo, Jennifer is pictured on the set of her new movie with Forest Whitaker called "Winged Creatures." Sounds like a dud!

Gee!

By now you've heard about the shooting spree at Virginia Tech that claimed the lives of 33 and wounded several. It seems to me that our entire military is in another country fighting terrorists and we have terrorists at home. These sort of events are terrorism to me. We talk about Islamic Jihads but, what about OUR terrorists? Timothy McVeigh and the rest of these killers! Who saves us from our terrorists here? My prayers go out to the families of the victims of the Virginia Tech massacre and all families of senseless violence! Note to Readers: Wake up! Tell them to bring our boys home! We are fighting HERE!

Weird Ass Couple Alert!

Look who showed up at the TVland Awards together! It's Homophobe Ann Coulter and Jimmie "JJ" Walker. Note to Jimmie and Ann: Please DO NOT procreate!

'The Who Cares? File

Allegedly, singer Rihanna and singer omarion are dating. They have supposedly been dating for 2 and a half months now! Who cares? Note to Rihanna: Never date a man with more 'baby hair' than you! Also, get some pillow covers, that gel is hard to wash out! LOL