Congratulations!

Congratulations to the 2007 NAACP Award recipients:
Mary J. Blige
Tracy Ellis Ross
Isiah Washington
India Arie
Bono
Bill Cosby
Prince
Djimon Hounsou
Tyler James Williams
KeKe Palmer
Forest Whitaker
Kimberly Elise
The Producers of "The Pursuit Of Happiness"
Chris Gardner
All recipients and nominees are very deserved!

Robin Givens Update!

Not that anyone cares but, the alleged lap dancer was not Ginuwine. It was actually singer, Tank. If you haven't heard of him, he was largely responsible for Jamie Foxx's album success. I guess the sources were white. You know they think we all look alike! LOL

Loser K. Stern

I am so sick of this mess! Entertainment Tonight is turning this funeral into a 3-day extravaganza. They made sure they had footage of every tear that dropped. I really didn't appreciate Howard K. Stern being the first and probably longest speaker. He had the nerve to talk about her mother! If she's in it for the money, so is he. I am willing to bet that he will be paid for all the footage of him at the funeral. He is disgusting! When he arrived he was booed! Larry Birkhead arrived to cheers. So sad that oppotunists are feeding off her in death. Let's see how many "clients" Howard K. Stern gets now!

T.M.I.!

Diddy is quoted as saying," I shave down there or I have my young lady help because I don't want to get no nicks." Damn Diddy! That is T.M.I. (Too Much Information!) Keep your hygiene secrets to yourself. Note to his young lady: Just what the hell do YOU get out of shaving HIM down there?

Cavemen Comedy?

TMZ is reportin that ABC is seriously considering a 30 minute comedy loosely based on the Geico cavemen. These cavemen will live in Atlanta and struggle with everyday prejudice. I like the concept! I love the commercial. I even find myself singing the sound. You know you like that song! "Everywhere I go, always something to remind me. Another place and time...."

Bossy!

Kelis was arrested this morning in South Beach. Allegedly she screamed racial slurs at two undercover female officers. They were trying to do prostitution stings, when Kelis walked up and just started screaming on them. It took police and her friends to control her. She was booked on disorderly conduct and resisting arrest charges. Note to Nas: Control your wife! First you let her dye her hair like the Easter bunny, then you allow her to bother prostitutes who are just trying to do their job! C'mon Nas! Get a grip! This is the actual mugshot. She looks like a drunk piece of cottoncandy!

Bobby Brown, Don't Be Cruel!

Bobby Brown has pulled a fast one! Hot 99.5 in D.C. paid his bail on the condition he sit in on their morning show for a week. Well, this morning, I was listening and Bobby called in. When they asked him questions about when he was coming, he played dumb. They tried to remind him of his obligation and he told them that they would have to pay him. They said, "We already paid you by paying your bail!" To which he said, "I was already bailed out!" It got ugly but, he is refusing to come back to D.C. without a paycheck. Kane, the DJ, is threatening to call "Dog The Bounty Hunter" and revoke his bail. Note to Bobby: Stop the crackhead moves! Live up to your end of the bargain. That was crackhead extortion at it's finest. I say revoke his bail, let him stay in jail until his children are grown and can bail him out themselves.

Damn Shame!

12 year old Deamonte Driver, of Maryland, lost his life because of a toothache. Before you scream negelect, Deamonte's mother lost the medicaid benefits for her children. They also had to drive miles away to find a Dentist who would take Medicaid. This is a classic example of the need for Universal healthcare. Deamonte's story is not unique and won't be the last. People please wake up! We need to overhaul the White House. We should not be losing possible future leaders to toothaches. In case you were wondering, the abcessed teeth released the bacteria that went to his brain, causing death. Keep his family in your prayers.

"The Secret"

Have you heard about "The Secret?" I recently watched the DVD. It's about the Laws of Attraction. It tells you if you want health, visualize living healthy. If you want wealth, visualize being wealthy. In other words, positivity breeds positivity. You bring the negativity into your own life. I am a believer! Get the DVD! You'll love it! It will change your life!

2007 Dumbass Award!

A San Francisco weekly paper billed as "the voice of Asian America" is under fire for a column entitled "Why I Hate Blacks." The column was written by Kenneth Eng, a self-described Asian Supremicist. What is astounding about the whole thing is the newspaper is owned by the Fang family. They are supporters of inter-racial relations programs. Some of the alleged reasons for his hatred of blacks are (1) Blacks are racist towards all Asians. (2) Blacks are weak willed and have been enslaved for over 300 years. (3) Blacks are easily influenced. That is why many, includin Rev. Al Sharpton, are Christians. these are just a few of their stupid reasonings. I say "their" because they ran the stupid article, so they must agree on some level. These people get the "2007 Dumbass Award." Deservedly so! Allegedly, his feelings stem from his mistreatment in New York during college. Seriously though, does it matter! You fix your mistreatment with mistreatment? Move on, Dumbass!

Can You Believe It?

Chris Rock has a new movie coming out called"I Think I Love My Wife." Strangely, tabloids are saying that during filming, Chris Rock and Kerry Washington pulled a "Brangelina!" Yes, they are saying that is the reason for her ended engagement and his earlier divorce talks. I don't believe it! WE don't pull things like that, and live! A sista would have more than his wallet! I saw Chris and Malaak Rock on Oprah yesterday. They had their children and they looked very happy. We all know that looks can be deceiving but, I think they genuinely love each other.

What?

Please tell me how Paul MCartney's soon to be former wife, Heather Mills, is competing in the new "Dancing With The Stars" show? I ain't trying to be funny but, doesn't she have only one leg? Well, I guess she'll have one leg up on the competition! Personally, I don't think she has a leg to stand on! LMBAO I'm just saying, there is alot of twisting and jumping involved. This is a difficult show for someone with two legs. I wish her all the luck!

Can I Get Change? Singles Please!

The New York Post is reporting that Robin Givens was spotted canoodling and getting a lap dance from Ginuwine. They were allegedly spotted last Thursday at Stereo in New York. The couple was not alone, Jermaine Dupree and Kanye West looked on. Isn't Ginuwine and Robin Givens married? I'll investigate and see. Until then, RIDE THAT PONY GIRL!

Bobby Brown Released On Contract!

HOT 99.5 in Boston has paid the $19,000 for Bobby Brown to be released from jail. They paid on the condition that Bobby appear on their show for one week. Bobby is selling himself like a $19,000 whore. Couldn't he have sold some assets? Whitney sure didn't come to his rescue. Bobby had better call Bravo! Well, we don't really want to be Bobby Brown anymore. I don't think HE wants to be Bobby Brown anymore. LOL

He's Toomed!!!

Giants star Amani Toomer was battling his wife off the field. Dr. Yola Dombrowski is accused of aborting 4 of their children and disrespecting and demeaning his manhood. I smell a large settlement coming! She has already been awarded $11,000 a month in temporary support. Do you all see a pattern with these divorces? Look at the pictures! I wonder if a doctor would have married an African American man that wasn't a football player? If you know any of these cases, drop me a line!

Peace At Last!

Anna Nicole Smith will finally find peace. The funeral will be held tomorrow (Friday) at 10:30 a.m. in the Bahamas. She will be buried next to her son Daniel. Now we can move on to more pressing issues, like DNA tests. Seriously though, why do we need DNA tests? Howard K. Stern has pretty much conceded that Larry Birkhead is the father. He allowed Larry to visit DanniLynn. He has allegedly said that he just wants to handle the money. Allow him to handle the estate and he will give up the child. What kind of Sh__T is that? Holding onto the baby for money? Slimy! I told you those tears were for the loss of money! He misses Anna because he has no money to pay his bills. He told the court his parents were giving him money now! A damn lawyer is asking his parents to pay his bills! Slimeball!

Swapping Spit?

Djimon Hounsou has been really busy lately. First he was allegedly canoodling with Cameron Diaz, now he has allegedly been swapping spit with Kimora Lee Simmons. They were spotted at a benefit, for Forest Whitaker, rapped up in each other's arms. Sources say they left together. Djimon is a hot commodity right now! He is the new face/body for Calvin Klein. So needless to say, we'll be seeing more of him. Hopefully, scantily clad! GROOOOOWWWWW!

50 Cent Goes Where No Man Has Gone Before!

50 Cent has a 10 year old-son named Marquise. Marquise's mother, Shaniqua Tompkins, has made outrageous demands for child support, or so 50 thinks. He has made the decision to ask a Family Court judge to make his child support legal and on the record. Did I just say that? A man actually set up child support on his own? Kudos to him! Shaniqua is still going to be sitting pretty. Note to the ladies: Let's just sit back and bask in this moment, shall we? O.K. it's over!

Pray For Them...

First Ludacris lost his father. Now, Lupe Fiasco has lost his father suddenly to unknown causes. Sad week in hip-hop. Keep them and their families in your prayers.

What The Hell?

People say that Beyonce is always in competition with someone. I listen and usually I don't agree but today I saw the Beyonce and Shakira video for "Beautiful Liar." The video was rather low budget. I was amazed at how much she imitated Shakira! I don't know who was responsible for the video treatment but they should be fired! Shakira is known for her hip-rolling and belly dancing. Damnit, if Beyonce didn't look like she was trying to outdo her! At times, during the video, you can't tell the two apart! I was so unimpressed! Note to Beyonce: Please! Please! Please! Realize that there is always someone better! Get over it! You can only be "B."

Early Prediction!

I am predicting Melinda Doolittle will win American Idol. If she doesn't it will be because people aren't voting! So vote! Remember her name and her face, she's going to be a star! I love Lakisha but, Melinda sang "My Funny Valentine" better than anyone I've ever heard. She gave me chills! Reminiscent of early Fantasia! I love these shows!

Let's Get This Straight!

Nick Cannon is not married! I repeat, Nick Cannon is not married! Now that I have cleared that up, he is in love! Selita Ebanks, a Victoria Secret model, is the lady he says "Changed me." He says she has changed his player ways. I'm happy to see him with someone who brings as much as he does to the table. Selita signed a $17 million dollar contract with Victoria Secret. Two young rich kids in love. Where the hell was he when I was young?

Destiny Purple!

Michelle Williams, formerly of Destiny's Child, is excited about her newest venture. Michelle will play Shug Avery in the Chicago production of "The Color Purple." What, not Celie? LMAO

Diddy Hit Him?

Diddy is being investigated for an assault that took place early Saturday morning in LA. Gerard Rechnitzer, 27, a real estate broker, claims Diddy punched him in the jaw and tried to take his woman. They were all at the Roosevelt Hotel and Diddy was pushing up on Rechnitzer's woman. Rechnitzer want he and his fiancee to leave together, but Diddy invited her to another party. When Rechnitzer insisted his fiancee leave with him, Diddy popped him in the jaw. Diddy left and Rechnitzer called the cops. TMZ has reported that LA cops are investigating and have questioned five witnesses. Doesn't Diddy have enough women? And why did Rechnitzer have to ask his "fiancee" to leave twice? Girlfriend wanted to stay! She wouldn't be my fiancee after she caused me to get cold-cocked in the jaw! People are constantly accusing Diddy of assault, but he doesn't look like he'd bust a grape to me!

Oh, Foxxy!!!

"I am guilty of being a young black female celebrity in Broward County." "I am the victim of an overzealous police force and a money-hungry storeowner who wants me to pay his mortgage and his children's tuition." Can you believe these words came from Foxy Brown's mouth? She never denied the charges brought against her but, she is claiming police brutality! First of all, anyone who believes that she could pay a car note, has been sadly deceived. She claims the owner of the store busted into the bathroom while she was on the toilet. Secondly, why is she using/doing her hair in the restroom of a beauty supply store? Foxy fits the description of a "HOODRAT!" A "hoodrat" is someone who reeks havoc in the hood and fantasizes that they are some sort of star. She is in need of serious psycho-therapy. Calling a press conference and spewing these ridiculous statements, further support my suspicions of her psychosis. Note to Foxy: Check into rehab! Surely there is a "I think I'm a star and I'm not" rehab! If Isiah Washington can go into rehab for "homophobia" there is help for you! Look into it Boo!

Well, Whaddya Know?

Bobby Brown was arrested Sunday night for failing to appear in court regarding $11,000 in back child support. Bobby was outside his daughter, LaPrincia's high school in Massachusetts. LaPrincia was competing in a cheerleading competition. Bobby begged to go in and see the show but officers refused. Didn't you know that after the break-up, he'd be behind in child support again? He should ask that his child support be paid in his divorce decree. LOL

"O" Where Did Ya Go?

Oprah wasn't on the red carpet last night but, she did make an appearance at the Vanity Fair Oscar Viewing party. She was joined by Mary J Blige and Beyonce came, after a wardrobe change. That is the dress she should have worn to the Oscars! Anyhoo, Miss Oprah looked stupendous! I usually am against the florals and all the color but, girlfriend was workin it! Mary J. looked, OK! I don't like the dress. Please people, someday you may be asked to walk a red carpet somewhere, STOP the damn tattoos! Ladies lose something, in translation, when you have all those ghetto-ass tattoos. If you can't remember your children and boyfriends names, write them in your wallet. Look at Mary J. Blige! The dress is not flattering but, the tattoos make it even more hideous! In case you're wondering, yes, I have a tattoo! It's discreet and can be covered at a moments notice. I can even wear a revealing wedding dress. My point is all the diamonds in the world still look fake against those motorcycle club tattoos!

Last Night's "What The F___?"

Sea Foam Green?

That color sounds disgusting but it looks remarkably good! Beyonce wore sea-foam green and so did Jennifer Lopez. Personally, I loved the top of J-Lo's dress but, I wasn't feeling the bottom. The whole Grecian goddess thing is so yesteryear! It didn't help that she brought Skeletor as her date. OOPS! I'm sorry, that was Marc Anthony, her husband. The resemblance is remarkable! Anyhoo, Beyonce's dress failed to WOW me too. Good color, boring style. Maybe she didn't want to show up Jennifer Hudson. Yeah, right!

Oscar Fashions!

I liked the look of Will and Jada Pinkett Smith. The color of her dress was very flattering. Their poor son had to sit through all that malarkey! Jennifer Hudson looked amazing! Finally, I agree with her stylist. Forest Whitaker and his wife Keisha kept up the tradition. Marigold must be the new black!

GOTCHA!

They stalked him! They kept their eyes on the prize! They stayed humble, and because of their diligence, Oscar went home with them last night. I am talking about, none other than, Jennifer Hudson and Forest Whitaker! Jennifer took home the award for Best Supporting Actress in "Dreamgirls." Forest took home the award for Best Actor in "The Last King Of Scotland." I don't wanna say "I told ya so" but, "I told ya so!" Not only did Forest get the award but, he provided the best speech of the night, in my opinion. Congrats, Kudos and Amen!