What Rock Did You Climb From Under?

Do you remember K-Ci of Jodeci? Well you haven't seen him in a while! He has come out with a video and in the video he is apologizing to Mary J. Blige. Yeah, well they dated years ago and allegedly the abuse (mental/physical) she suffered was from him. I know what you are thinking! She let a puny crackhead dog her like that! Anyhoo, check out the video and pay close attention to the girl that bares a close resemblence to MJB. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4UO7pMzH7MI

I Don't Know...

If you are constantly defending your boyfriends sexuality, there's a problem. For many years there have been rumors about Eddie Murphy and his "possible" relationship with Johnny Gill. Apparently in a phone conversation with Chicago's Power 92 radio station, Tracey Edmonds said, "when people reach a certain level of fame, people are always putting a gay rumor on you." I don't know Tracey, there are people with more fame than Eddie and I haven't heard anything about them! The rumors may come from the fact that they hang out together alot and Johnny is always showing so much cleavage. Personally, I raise an eyebrow about Babyface! Maybe she's a well paid Beard!

Not The Pokey!

According to Bossip.com, LSU's female basketball teams coach, Pokey Chapman, resigned yesterday. Apparently there were some allegations that she tried to come on to some of her players. I don't believe it! I mean, with a name like Pokey she can't be gay! Right? LMAO

Special Shoutout!

Special shoutout to my girl JenB! If you love blogs, and I know you do, check her out. www.uniquenorthern.blogspot.com. Down to earth and refreshing. Holla at ya girl!!!

Real Life Prison Break!!

Lane Garrison (Tweener on "Prison Break") will turn himself in today at 1:30 p.m. to face charges of Vehicular Manslaughter. You might remember Garrison crashed his car on Dec.2nd, killing a 17 year old passenger. His troubles don't stop there! He's also being charged with giving alcohol to minors and driving under the influence. His blood alcohol level was more than twice the legal limit. I hope during the trial we can find out why the hell he was hanging with a 17 year old and two 15 year old girls. I know he's short but, can't he find friends his own size/age? Anyhoo, he's looking at 6 years in jail. Note to Lane: Maybe you can call the makers of "Prison Break" and pitch a reality show to them! Call it "Prison Rape!" LMAO Ciao!!!!

Not Funny, Anymore!

OK, this isn't funny anymore! Seriously, please tell me Whitney is not trying to holla at Ray-J. This is taking "Urban cougar" too far! Then again, she was married to Bobby Brown! Yuck!!!! The two were spotted out dining, again. I'm disgusted!

I Can't Wait Till Summer!!!!!

Look at J-Lo! I love this dress! This is definitely the dress to rock this summer! I already copped one! Thank you to my special "Kitson" shopper! I owe you one!

Somebody's Lying!

Deelishis claimed, in an interview, that she has an intimate relationship with Busta Rhymes. Allhiphop.com is claiming that Busta is engaged to a woman named Keisha Jack. I don't know who to believe. I know that Deelishis is an illusionist. Remember, she had people believing that she was in love with Flava Flav! Anyhoo, Busta is pictured here at the B-Day party of, Violator Management's, Mona Scott. As you can see Ms. Jack is sporting a matching Chinchilla coat. Who do you believe?

Pardon Moi'

Please forgive me! Yesterday I reported that Carmelo Anthony and his fiancee had a baby boy. I said his fiancee's name was LaLa Valasquez, it's really Vazquez. OOPS!

Quick Question!

How long should you date before you marry?

A New Nugget In Denver!

Carmelo Anthony and fiancee' LaLa Valasquez (former MTV Vj) delivered a bouncing baby boy today. Ki'yan(pronounced Ky-Ann) entered the world at 5 pounds 9 ounces and 181/2 inches long. Hopefully now that she dropped the baby, they will tie the knot!

What Do You Do With $204 Million?

Well, If you are Jay-Z, you take your girlfriend to Mexico! Jay-Z and Beyonce are vacationing in Mexico this week. They deserve a vacation! They've been making money all week; they must be exhausted! Selling a fashion line (Rocawear) and appearing at Barack Obama's fundraising dinner (Beyonce) is tiring! Note to Jay-Z: If you need someone to hold onto your money, I am really good at holding money! I can hold onto your $200 million for you! What's that you say? You have $204 million? You only gave me $199 million! LMAO

YaY!!!

Star Jones Reynolds will get her own daytime talk show on CourtTV. The show will likely debut in the summer or fall and will address legal issues as they pertain to pop culture. I'm happy to hear that Star is getting back to her roots. Barbara Walters is a fool! All the evil for ratings? Rosie O'Donnell over Star? No contest! May "The View" go down in flames!

Kimora Gets Around!

So many people felt it was a publicity stint. I say, Kimora gets around! If you were a doubter, here's a picture of Kimora canoodling with Djimon Hounsou. You tell me, do they look like a couple? I never saw her that intimate with Russel simmons! Note to Kimora: You might wanna get that divorce before pictures are taken. You wouldn't want to miss out on that big payday because you got caught out there!

He's Not A Businessman, He's A Business, Man!

Jay-Z has sold Rocawear to Iconix Brand group for $204 million dollars, CASH! The brand will be sold alongside Candies, Mudd and Ocean Pacific. Who said rappers weren't business savvy? Whoever said it didn't know Jigga! I just hope that Rocawear keeps its urban edge. You know these big corporations buy you out and water down your style. Keep making moves Jigga!

Terrance You Fool!

Terrance Howard has denied his involvement with Naomi Campbell. He is saying that Quincy Jones introduced them and asked Terrance to keep an eye on her. Terrance also said "I am a married man!" He went on to say, "The media may attack me but my responsibility is to this black woman who has established something amazing and has opened doors to so many others." Excuse me? Your responsibility is to the "white" woman you married! Don't try the "Black History" line now! You were not thinking about the doors opened by black women when you married your wife! Sorry readers, I digressed!

SAD!

Most people remember the little girl from "Family Matters." Not Laura, the younger sister. Anyhoo, she was played by actress Jaimee Foxworth. Foxworth went on, after the show, to star in porno movies. She was on Oprah talking about the whole thing. Apparently, as a child star, her mother gave up her own career to help jumpstart Jaimee's. Well, her mother compensated herself. When Jaimee turned 18 and wanted her earnings, her mother informed her there was no money left. This caused a downward spiral of drugs and alcohol, which led to porno. Now that I've caught you up, Jaimee is in trouble again. This time Jaimee was caught riding around with a guy in a stolen car. They were arrested. In defense of Jaimee, the car was a rental that wasn't returned. Therefore, it wasn't that obvious that it was stolen. I sincerely hope that Jaimee can redeem herself and is not charged with a crime. Note to Jaimee: Watch your surroundings! Dirty faces and dirty places!

Why?

Why are tabloids insisting that Bobby Brown and Whitney are getting back together? The pair and their daughter and friends were spotted this weekend at Mr. Chow's. They were there because Bobbi Kristina is turning 14. Can't these people do anything without speculation of reconciliation? Whitney has learned the error of her ways! She will remain civil for her daughters sake, and only for their daughter. Tabloids move on! P.S. Bobby is still trying to sell his second season of "Being Bobby Brown" to Bravo. Good luck!

Takes A Lickin!

LL Cool J is in talks to endorse Chapstick. Known for licking his lips, LL is the perfect person for the job. A vitamin water to go along with his book ("LL Cool J's Platinum Body") is also in the works. Mr. Cool J has a CD slated to drop in May 2007. Big Things! Note to the ladies: I know you wish you were a stick of Chapstick right now. I normally only add one photo for my posts, but this calls for a semi-montage. ENJOY!

What The Hell?

Surely you have heard about the 2 and 5 year olds smoking marijuana. I am so sickened by the video! In case you haven't heard, 2 children were cooerced into smoking marijuana. The uncle of the toddlers was supposed to be baby-sitting, instead he was putting blunts in their mouth and lighting them. Throughout the video you hear laughter from the uncle and his friends. The tape was found when the police conducted a raid for drugs. The uncle his friends and the childrens mother have been charged. The children have been placed in foster care. Words won't even form in my head about this! For once in my life, I'm speechless! Comment for me ya'll!http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SPgKZOfG89Q Here's the video! Oh, it happened in Texas! They'll probably give them the death penalty.

What You Say?

Daily Star quoted Beyonce saying,"When I lost the weight for the Dreamgirls role, I didn't feel sexy." Listen Beyonce, I've got a couple of pounds you can take off my hands! I mean, just to make you feel sexy , again. I understand what she means though. Everytime I lose weight, I feel so skinny. LOL For the record: I feel sexy all the time!

Who'd Have Thunk it!

Remember when I told you about Diddy, allegedly, assaulting a businessman after an Oscar party? Well, sure enough, he's suing. He also claims Diddy said, What the f--k are you looking at, Dude?" Diddy then went on to say, "I smack fire outta your ass!" He is also accusing Diddy of trying to spit on a female witness. Funny how the story gets worse after he files suit! Note to Diddy: Please tell me how to smack fire outta someone's ass! I know alot of people with fire in their ass, and I'd like to smack it out! Please advise.