Happy Birthday!

Happy 26th Birthday to Jessica Alba! My son says he is going to marry you, someday! I guess that means that in the future you will be an Urban Cougar! LOL

Tracey, Tracey, Tracey!

TMZ.com is reporting that Tracey Morgan has been ordered to wear an electronic monitoring device for 90 days. The device monitors alcohol in the system. If alcohol is detected Tracey will have to start the 90 days over. If alcohol is detected a second time, Tracey will have to do 90 days in jail. He also has community service to complete. These restrictions alone, make me wanna drink! Note to readers: If you see Tracey on the side of the road cleaning, pass him a beer! LOL Just kidding! Give him a Red Bull with Hennessey in it! LMAO P.S. in case you didn't remember, Tracey was caught driving under the influence in November. He was already violating restrictions at that arrest. Note to Tracey Morgan: If you must be drunk to be funny, find another job!

"Cat On A Hot Tin Roof?"

LL Cool J is vying for the role of "Brick" in a new Broadway production of "Cat On A Hot Tin Roof." The Tennessee Williams play will be done by Debbie Allen. I wouldn't mind seein this production! Debbie Allen will update it! I would also like to see LL Cool J, constantly licking his lips! LOL Other actresses vying for roles are Phylicia Rashad and Anika Noni Rose (Dreamgirls).

Supermom!

No, not me! LOL I'm talking about Holly Robinson Peete. Holly is an actress, a philanthropist and a mother/wife. You're probably thinking that many woman are but, are they the mothers of a child with disabilities? Holly and Rodney's eldest son was diagnosed with Autism. This almost ended their marriage! They have coped very well and decided to keep their marriage solid! That is a Superfamily! Kudos!

Funny! Funny! Funny!

Considering Prince is 4'11, why was he on the basketball team in Junior High? What's worse is the other teammates look 40 years old! When did junior high schoolers have full beards and mustaches? Do you think he snuck on the team by being measured with his fro completely picked out? That afro gives him 4 inches, at least! LOL Note to Prince: You can play ball if you wear high heel Jordans! LMAO

Look!

OK magazine has premiered the pictures of Mel B and Eddie Murphy's (alleged) baby. Look at the baby! She has his upper lip! LOL She does look a little like Rasputia! Just Kidding! She's a cute baby! With that said, Mel are you sure he's the father? His kids aren't that cute! I'm just saying.....

Sanjaya Has A Connect?

Did you know that Sanjaya's mother, Jillian Blith, was arrested for growing more than 300 marijuana plants? Yes, it seems she was the weed lady! I think she did his hair on the show, after a few blunts! LOL Anyhoo, that's probably why he sang so slow and laidback.

E-V-E is D-R-U-N-K

TMZ.com Is everywhere! They caught footage of rapper Eve being arrested this morning for driving under the influence. Eve was stopped after she crashed her Maserati on Hollywood Boulevard. Eve was visibly pissed! The police say her blood alcohol level was twice the legal limit! Eve later posted a $30,000 bond and was released. Note to Eve: Stop hanging out with DMX! Arf! Arf!

Older Woman?

Allhiphop.com says that the latest couple is rapper 50 Cent and actress Victoria Rowell(Yound And The Restless). They are saying that Miss Rowell has tsmed the shrew. I can only hope that she doesn't go out like Vivica Foxx! I don't want to see her at an award show shaking her a$$ in front of LIl Jon! I highly doubt it though! Miss Rowell has much more class than that! Which brings me back to: How the hell did they meet?

Question!

Is this the trash he wanted all along? He should be ashamed of himself! He has a daughter close to these girls age! I have a feeling this ish was going on during his marriage! Juanita did the right thing! Note to michael Jordan AND Juanita Jordan: Michael, I am embarrased for you! You have shown others, what I always knew! I tried to tell folks you were shady! This picture proves it! Juanita, $150 million can erase pictures like this! Beware of the gigolos coming your way!

My Bad!

Recently I posted that Mel B had named her baby Fortuna. Apparently I was wrong! It happens, rarely, but it happens! Anyhoo, the baby's real name is Angel Iris Murphy Brown. Take that Eddie!

What The F___?

Fantasia showed up at the "Color Purple" after-party like this! What kinda ish is this? American Idol needs to give winners etiquette classes! This is the most class less outfit I've ever seen! Oprah needs to tap this chick on the shoulder and let her know! Note to Fantasia fans: I like Fantasia! I like my mother too, but if I saw her walking towards the door in this get-up, I'd stop her! Note to Fantasia: You have a daughter watching your every step, make her proud!

Cam'Ron, You Got Some Splaining To Do!

Rapper Cam'Ron will be on television, being interviewed by Anderson Cooper. This fool says that he would not tell police if his neighbor was a serial killer. He says he would just move. He claims he is abiding by the "no snitching" rule. Well, Thesmokinggun.com has a 500 page dossier that shows an interview that Cam'Ron did in 1999. In the report, Cam'Ron is interviewed after being jumped by 15 guys and almost killed. Cam'Ron has no problem giving info to the police about his attackers! Perhaps "snitching" is O.K. when it serves YOU! Note to Cam'Ron stop the BS! You have impressionable children watching and listening to you! This "stop snitching" crap is the reason crime is so high in the urban areas! You are a fake and a fraud! You've been EXPOSED!

Ya Know What!

I am sick of this ish! What kind of people are celebrities hanging around with? TMZ is reporting that Kari Bowyer (the alleged Chris Rock baby mama) is a scam artist. Not only has she been charged with DUI in the past but she has been charged with cell phone scam and bad checks! Within the last 2 years, she also told the police that she was held at gunpoint and forced to ingest an unknown white powder. The police questioned her son and his testimony conflicted with hers. TMZ also says that when the boy was 3 she alleged that Chris Rock was his father and Chris Rock stepped up for a DNA test and she then disappeared. Where do they find these crazies? Why on earth are they sleeping with them? She'll probably back out of this DNA test fearing that if Chris is the father he'll want custody. Note to celebrities: When you meet people, have more than a 20 minute conversation with them, the "crazy" will show up sooner or later!