American Idol, NOT!

Scandulous pictures have surfaced online of an American Idol contestant. Antonella Barba is shown topless and performing a sex act in pictures. We can't wait to see what American Idol will do about the situation. Especially since she is receiving preferrential treatment anyway. She should have been the first to be booted from the show. She can't sing her way out of a paper bag, with a hole in it. The judges pretty much said it also. Remember Frenchy Davis? She was a contestant who was booted from the show because of lingerie photos online. I never saw them but, some say they were topless. Anyhoo, Frenchy went on to star on Broadway in "Rent." Kudos for her! Now I'm not saying there are racial undertones but, Frenchy is a sista! A sista who could Sing!

Foot In Mouth Award Goes To.....

Washington Mutual Bank is suing Tim Hardaway for $715,000 for failing to pay his mortgage since last September. He's also being sued for failing to pay the lease on a car wash that beared his name in Miami. This is when you kick yourself for opening your mouth! I wonder if they were suing him before his remarks. Anyhoo, he was being paid for his media junkets until he made his remarks. My advice would be, if you haven't paid your rent since September, you should LOVE everybody! Tim Hardaway, please come and get your award!

Stalking Oscar!

L.A. Confidential magazine threw a party for Forest Whitaker. I predict Forest winning this award. I also predict that Jennifer Hudson will win. What is Beyonce going to do to show up Jennifer next? Sorry I digressed! Anyhoo Mary J. Blige was there to party with Forest. No stranger to awards lately, MJB got her party on!

No More Wire Hangers!!!

I hear that Usher and his "Mommy Dearest" aren't seeing eye to eye, particularly about his engagement to stylist Tameka Foster. You know, Usher's "momager" fired Foster before because she didn't like the way Foster had her son looking. I hear she is pissed to the highest pisstivity about Usher poppin' the question. I hope this doesn't turn out like Dominique Wilkins. Remember? His mother and wife actually fought several times and had dualing protective orders.

I'm Aging Myself!

I really don't understand this! How can Janet Jackson not age, and her brothers age so horribly? This is Janet and Jackie Jackson at the Ebony pre-Oscar bash. Just think, I used to think he was fine!

Well, Well, Well!

This picture had to have been taken a while ago! Surely, Busta and Flava Flav wouldn't be all hugged up, now! Especially since Deelishis and Busta are a couple! Yeah, that's what I said! For those of you who don't know, Deelishis was the winner of Flavor Of Love 2. Apparently, Flava ended their relationship as soon as the world found out about his new baby. I can't believe that Deelishis, being from Detroit, was so naive. Why on earth would you want Flava Flav anyway! Moving on! Busta was just arrested for driving on a suspended license. Why can't these "alleged" millionaires pay their fines?

New Couple!

This comes from the "horses mouth," Deshawn Stevenson (Washington Wizards) and LeToya Luckett (formerly of Destiny's Child) are an item. This story tugs at my heart. I think LeToya deserves a good guy. After the bitter fight with Destiny's Child and her subsequent disappearance, she needs a decent relationship. Kudos to them!

What In The Wimbledon Hell?

What! What! What! I am lost for words! Who! Why! Where! This has GOT to STOP! Please seek help Serena! This isn't that hard. I know sistas in the "hood" that can coif hair better. Her hairdresser charges $1800.00 dollars and up! I can get a better weave for $85.00! Call me Serena! Those damn eyebrows are making me nauseous! I like serena, I really do. I think she and her sister have done so much for us and the game of tennis. I simply think she sets us all back looking like this. She looks like a "bad" drag queen. She could be on the Maury show for Man or Woman!

Mea Culpa!

To my biggest fan, I must truly say "I am sorry!" Thank you for shoving my words down my throat. Sometimes it takes an obedient reader to keep "us" on our toes. I am sorry for reporting the "accident" that is Britney Spears. I am reinstituting my blackout. Thank you for calling me on the carpet! LUVS all my readers: Note to my biggest fan: Ouch! That really hurt!

Rumors, Rumors and More Rumors!

Rumor has it that Nick Cannon is married. I know, I know, you thought he was with that Kim Kardashian too. Well allegedly, during the All Star weekend Nick Cannon married Selita Ebanks. Ebanks is a Victoria Secret model. This is quite a step-up from Trashion Kardashian.

R.I.P.

Rest in peace to Dennis Johnson, former Boston Celtics. Dennis passed away today at the age of 52, of a heart attack. Johnson was famous for his scoring power in the days of Larry Bird. He'll be missed. Keep his family in his prayers...

Usher Engaged?

Rumor has it that Usher is off the market. Allegedly, Usher proposed to his girlfriend Tameka Foster. You might not remember that their relationship was broiled in controversy. Mrs. Foster was married at the time they started their courting. She started off as Usher's stylist and ended up in his arms. Anyhoo, the representatives for either party are neither confirming nor denying the engagement. I say, congratulations! I truly thought he was playing for the OTHER team. Good to know I was wrong, maybe!

Finally!

Finally, a resting place for the Godfather Of Soul! James Brown's children and estranged companion have come to an agreement on his burial. Where he will be buried is still a mystery but, he will finally rest. As you know he has been in waiting since December 25, 2006.

Speaking Of Baby Mama Drama!

Eddie Murphy will have to submit to DNA test soon. Mel B is 6 months pregnant. I'm counting down. I'm sure Eddie doesn't want a 7th child but, you play you pay! Besides, I hate it when a man denies a child. Just say, "I'm not sure!" Don't embarass the woman AND yourself! Keep it Real!

Where's Maury?

OOOHH! I thought sista's in the "hood" had problems! Tom Brady and his ex-girlfriend Bridget Moynahan are battling it out. If you didn't know, Tom Brady is a NFL quarterback. Bridget Moynahan is an actress. They ended their relationship in December. Since the break-up, Tom has been seeing model Gisele Bundchen. Are you keeping up so far? Anyhoo, Bridget has come out and said she is 3 months pregnant. Tom Brady and his camp are pissed! They didn't want her to go to the press with this. Bridget's camp says that the pregnancy is the reason he dumped her! Stay tuned folks...

What The ?

I'm watching the live coverage of the Anna Nicole Smith body fight. Yes, it is live! They read the will and it stated that everything shall be left to her son Daniel. It went on to say any children born later or step-children or half -children shall be disinherited. What? Surrounded by all those lawyers and this will is crap! Later in the will she talks about her future children. What a discrepancy? Anyhoo, her body should go to her mother. If her wish was to be buried by her son, they can take Daniel back to Texas too! Why is this so hard? Howard K. Stern is dragging this out so that he can sell the story for money. I have already stated my position on Howard. For those who don't remember, I said HE was the sole reason that Anna and her son are dead. He may not have administered the lethal doses but, he was there and facilitated it, in some way. I knew after Daniel died, she would be next soon. I still say that DanniLynn is in danger!

Hot New Couple?

Page Six is reporting that Chris Tucker and India Arie are the hot new thang! Allegedly, they flew together to South Africa for Oprah's school opening and were partying together in Miami. I don't know how true this is but, I say "get it on!" Black love is always good! Let's face it India Arie needs a "good" man! Kudos to the both of them!