Fellas I GOT you!

Fellas, I didn't leave you out. Excuse me if I'm not enthusiastic. Here are the pix you wanted. The incomparable MYA. Note to the fellas: Pick your tongues up!!

Campbells said it best"umm umm Good!"

Ladies, I know it's been a while, since I gave you all some eye candy. So "BAMM!" Check this brother out! I know he's married but, a sister can dream! Before you start looking, you might wanna get some tissue. These may cause serious drooling. Note to Sisters: I know you wish you could be that glass!! The incomparable Boris Kodjoe!

"007?"

I saw "Casino Royale" over the holidays. I liked the movie. It was a bit long but, action packed. The jury is still out on whether Daniel Craig is the right James Bond! Personally, he's a bit short for my taste but, he makes his clothes look good. I was a little disappaointed that James Bond didn't have all the gadgets he usually has. I wanted a toothpick to be a missile or something. The biggest gadget was a defibrillator. Don't we have those on airplanes now? Anyhoo, I was shocked that the "Bond" girl was not the usual beautiful or curvy girl. She needed a tan or something. I don't care what anyone says, Sean Connery=James Bond! Pierce Brosnan was a nice stand-in but, nobody beats Sean. Well if you want a action-packed, almost 3 hour, movie go see Casino Royale. Note To The Producers: Either find a taller James Bond or hire a shorter "Bond" girl! Oh, and stop advertising that French girl as the "Bond" girl.

"Kingdom Came!"

Billboard reports that Jay-Z is estimated to move 850,000 copies of "Kingdom Come" in the first week of it's release. This makes Jay-Z the biggest selling CD, this year! I'm feeling the CD. I think that Jay-Z is Baaallliiinnn! Note to Jim Jones: Take a bath and pick on someone in YOUR tax bracket! It's the ROC in Here!!!

WHAT THE F___? File

Three more entries. First of all, someone needs to tell Snoop that his hairstyle is very little girlish. His daughter is probably missing her barrettes. I like Jamie Foxx but, he looks very feminine in this picture. The Game. Do I see eyeliner? The tattoos are a farce! He looks a mess! Note to these three: A new stylist is in order! Three men trying hard to prove their manhood but, come out looking like chicks

FOR THE LADIES!

Ladies, Morris Chestnut will be coming to Detroit soon! Morris will produce and star in a stageplay called "Love In A Nick Of Tyme." This is a David E. Talbert play. I will keep you informed of the play dates. Note to readers: I know I won't be the only one in the front row!

Is This The Cutest Thing?

Say what want about Puffy and Kim but, she made pregnancy cute! I mean, I still think they should have married before having twins. He obviously hasn't learned a damn thing. He is still paying her child support. Anyhoo, I saw this picture of Kim at their star-studded baby shower over the weekend. For a woman having twins, she looks pretty darn good! That's what money will do for you! Note to Kim: Puffy is not ready to commit, make sure you have that child support check going to an undisclosed account! I'm just sayin.... You NEVER know!

Oh Foxy, When Will You Learn?

Foxy Brown was thrown out of an interview on 105.1 radio. Hosts, Egypt and Ashy Larry, tried to get to the bottom of Foxy getting dropped by Def Jam, for lack of productivity. First Foxy said, "I am still signed to Def Jam!" After more grilling she said, "I was the person who decided to leave Def Jam, they would have never dropped me, I am a multiplatinum artist!" When Egypt asked about the fight in the nail salon, she wouldn't talk about it. Egypt then explained to her that SHE was the one who asked to clear these thing up, now was her chance. Foxy then became rude! She said," I told you what I wanted to talk about in MY interview!" Egypt decided she was rude and tossed her from the room. People in the studio said she was THE rudest person they've ever interviewed. Note to Foxy: What year was it that you went multiplatinum? I see why Def Jam dropped you! You spend more time being a fake Diva than you do working on your comeback! You should have gotten jailtime! Maybe that will bring you down a peg. Note to Egypt and Ashy Larry: You should have made news by, literally, tossing her out of the studio! Kudos, for finally giving her the finger!

Introducing the "What The F____ ?" File

The "What The F___?" file will be composed of people who came out of the house, wrong! You know the ones you see and say, "What The F___?" My first recipients are: Flava Flav and Remy Ma. I don't need to say anything. Note to readers: If you see anyone who should be in this file, Let me know! Keep It Poppin!

Oh No! Not Again!!

Terrence Howard, my first true love, is slated to play the confidant to Iron Man. I am so tired of these comic book movies! Terrence sweetie, if you're listening, this is a bad move! Possibly career suicide. This man has too much talent for these bubble gum movies. Do I support his decision to take this part? NO! Will I go and see the movie? Possibly! I can't lie, any chance to see those green eyes on the big screen, I'll take. Note to readers: You probably think I'm a hypocrite but, the man is fine!

Pardon!

Please excuse the posts, or lack thereof. I'm just enjoying the holiday. That's codeword for cooking! Anyhoo, have a Happy Thanksgiving! If you can read this, you have much to be thankful for! Note to readers: KEEP IT POPPIN, PEOPLE!!!

LOOK WHO'S BACK!!!

Toni Braxton is headlining in Vegas at the Flamingo Hotel. I haven't personally seen her but, my mother saw her in September. The show is very elaborate. I hear that she performs well but, she is having a difficult time with her son, Diesel, being diagnosed with autism. She cries alot through the show. Once her crying is over she goes back to doing the damn thang! Keep her and her family in your prayers. Note to Toni: I can't pretend to know what you are going through. I can only pray for you. Keep ya head up, Ma!

GUESS WHAT!

Rapper, Chingy, is personalizing ringtones! I know what you are thinking"Call me when he's paying cell-phone bills!"

Rosie, GO HOME!!!

Today on the "View", Rosie O'Donnell implied Kelly Ripa had disrespected Clay Aiken. Apparently Clay filled in for Regis on Friday. While interviewing The Dancing with The Stars winners, Clay put his hand over Kelly's mouth. I would have opened up a can of... Sorry I digressed! Anyhoo, Kelly said, "That's a no-no! I don't know where that hands been!" Rosie thought that was a homophobic statement. Kelly called in and ripped Rosie a new one! She felt that he was trying to dominate her. He would never do that to a man! He was trying to flex! He knows he can't flex up against a man! The whole scene was ugly. I, personally, don't like other peoples hands in my hair, face or food. You will bring back a knub!!! Note to Rosie: Everything is not homophobic! How about him having some damn decency!!

I Shouldn't Do This But....

Yall know I love this man but, Doesn't Denzel look a little like Scooby Doo? This, I'm sure, is just a bad picture. Note to self : You're Wrong, girl!!!

SOUND OFF!!!!

This is the last time I will give this moron air time! Michael Richards apologized last night on David Letterman. Jerry Seinfeld, was the guest on Letterman, and apparently he convinced Richards to appologize via sattelite. The appology was peppered with racist remarks like "blacks," and "those people," and "Afro-Americans." Last time I checked "Afro" was a hairstyle! He tried, in vain, to convince people that he wasn't "racist." I don't buy it! I think Jerry Seinfeld knew that his antics would effect the sales of the next "Seinfeld" season DVD. I will never buy a DVD for anyone. Jerry Seinfeld knows how he really feels but, it's about the almighty dollar! Furthermore, Mr. Seinfeld should have wrote the damn appology. That is how contrived I feel it was. Note to Michael Richards: I may have used a few "big" words that you may not understand, so allow me to decipher for you! You are a RACIST Pig!! You should get religion. Before it's too late! Oh yeah, I appologize!

The Game a.k.a. The Loser

The Game has pissed some people off! In a song entitled "Never Get Far," from his Doctor's Advocate CD, he says some disparaging things about women. He even goes as far as to name names. The lyrics are: "And all these new video bitches trying to be Melyssa Ford; But they don't know Melyssa Ford drives a Honda Accord." He also goes on to say, " She a video vixen but behind closed doors; she do whatever it takes to get to the Grammy Awards." The Game also accuses Gabrielle Union and Meagan Good of sleeping with rappers to gain success. The Game talks about riding coattails to success. If that's not the pot calling the kettle black!!!! He rode 50 cents tails to success! Then turned and bit the hand that fed him!!! Let me just address the issue about the Honda Accord(Melyssa Ford doesn't have a Honda Accord), What's wrong with a Honda Accord? I'd rather drive that car and own my house, than own a Bentley and rent a house. Furthermore, Don't knock someones hustle. The Game's former jobs were, male dancing and TV shows like"Change of Heart!" Someone needs a reality check!!! Note to The Game: Don't sell out others to gain success! You are a mediocre rapper/producer. If you had no beef, what the hell would you rap about? Go sell those awful shoes and shut up!!!!

Did Ya Know?

In case you didn't know, Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes, were married Saturday, in Rome. I'm kidding, how could you not know! Anyhoo, Will and Jada were there. Don't they look cute? Will looks a little gaunt but, I'd still take him. Note to self: Start the countdown until divorce. Note to Katie: Did you sign a pre-nup? I'm just sayin......

What The ___?

I like J-Lo. With that said, What's going on in this picture? It looks like she was trying to convince him to get help, when the photographer walked up. I'm not saying he's on drugs but, he looks a bit heroin-like! The gaunt face, the lack of color, maybe he had the stomach flu! He sure looks sick! Note to J-Lo: Get you some color, Boo! He looks 1 dose of Methadone short of an OD!

Poor Eddie!

Eddie Murphy will discuss how he transformed into character for the movie "Dreamgirls," today on Oprah. Eddie tells that a difficult divorce helped. Eddie, Jamie Foxx, and Beyonce appear to talk about their upcoming movie. I hear that Eddie and Jennifer Hudson(American Idol) steal the entire movie. Note to readers: After you see the movie, let me know what you think!

WIRED UP!

Last night I recorded "The Wire." I was excited to finally see it this morning! I still miss Stringer Bell and Avon Barksdale but, I have to admit the storyline is better. I could do without all the political crap but, the corner boys are out cold. The character Snoop(Felicia Pearson) is riveting. She dresses and acts more manly than the real men. If she is not that way in person, she deserves an Emmy! She also shows that women can be as ruthless as men. Omar, my fave character, keeps me watching. I love the way he investigates and then strikes. Omar's character breaks the stereotype of gay men. He's a gay man but he is diabolical. Jamie Hector(Marlo Stansfield), Julito McCullum(Namond Brice) and Tristan Wilds(Michael), play pivotal roles as well. The whole show breaks stereotypes! I love It! Note to self: Damn, there's only two more episodes! Hurry up, American Idol!!!

I NEVER LIKED HIM!

Ordinarily I wouldn't give a person like this any airtime but, I couldn't ignore this. Apparently over the weekend at THE LAUGH FACTORY, in West Hollywood, Michael (Kramer from Seinfeld) Richards went into a racial tirade. Richards was heckled by two African American audience members. He, in turn, said "shut the f$#@ up, 50 years ago we would have you hung up with a fork up your a#@!" He went on to say" you think you're bad now motherf#@! Get him out of here he's a n$#@r!" He went on to shout the N word over and over again. Richards has not publicly appologized but, appologized privately. Who he appologized to, I don't know! This is a classic example of a person holding in what they feel, and living amongst us. Personally, I never watched Seinfeld. I tend to look for more realistic shows (Prison Break aside.) I will not watch a show set in New York, with no African Americans. Same thing goes for "Friends!" Note to Michael Richards: Lay off the candy before a show! I never liked you, now I know why! Note to readers: Boycott Michael Richards! Oh, that's right, he isn't doing anything, LOSER!