Tyra Banks, in her infinite wisdom, decided to start an "America's Next Top Model" with women 5'7 and shorter. The auditions were in NYC and all hell broke loose! It started when two girls camped out and woke up and people were in front of them. Then people were told that if they got out of line, they couldn't come back! What? No bathroom breaks? Anyhoo, a few skirmishes broke out! Then, somebody shouted "gun!" People started stampeding and acting a damn fool! Tyra Banks should have known that if you get a bunch of people under 5'7 in one spot, there is gonna be some ish! People were hospitalized and a few arrests were made. Moral to this story is: Short people have short fuses! LOL
I have posted a video of the calamity! Oh btw, the whole audition was shut down! LOL This one is for you wordswork! Keep it sexy!!!!
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WHAT THE FREAK?!?
I don't usually like watching video on the computer machine, but that ish is crazy!
This just proves what I've always suspected about people who go on (or want to go on) ANTM: they are on crack!
Do Tyra's people know the meaning of the word "security"? It looks like a couple thousand people down there, maybe more.
They should have shut it down after the first 300, or whatever number would have overwhelmed the security detail.
Miss Banks and her people should have their ish together better than this after 12 seasons.
Moral to this story is: Short people have short fuses!
LOL! Tluv, you crack me all the way up!
The only way Tyra would provide security is if SHE was gonna be in the crowd! Then she would have gone and found some "day workers!" She is so cheap! All that money and she can't secure the place? They are gonna sue! Let's see what the allmighty forehead does then! Holla!
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