Pet Peeves!

I really am irritated! I have been dealing with a few neighbors who exit their driveways and only look ONE way! Therefore, you are forced to lay on your horn and stop your car! My son is like "don't be racist!" That is why I haven't said the nationality of the people. People are super-sensitive when it comes to race! I will give you a hint. When they piss you off, they are not sari! Get It? Anyhoo, this comes on the heels of my total melt-down in a Subway! Subway sandwich not subway transportation. I had coupons and I took my son to a local Subway. I asked the lady if they honored the coupons and she said no. I looked on the back of the coupon and her address was listed as a participator. I asked if that was her address and she said, "Yes, what do you want?" I said, "Is that the way you talk to all your customers?: She replied, "WHAT DO YOU WANT?" I went ballistic! I said, "I don't want a muthaf ing thing from your stanking ass hands!" She said, "Leave my store!" I went even more crazy! I said, "You funky-stanking-ass triflin piece of shyt! I wouldn't want you to make a sandwich for me with your nasty, ass-scratching hands. You need to get out of the service business because your attitude doesn't meld well with others!" As I said the last thing I remembered my son was standing there! I left and I apologized, profusely, to my son. He was in shock. I gave you the watered down version! It was really uglier than that! I felt so bad that my son witnessed me behaving like that! Later that week, I overheard my son telling his, "My mother got gangsta at the Subway!" His friends all think that I am mean and will go off at the drop off a dime. I tell them, "Just don't piss me off!" LOL