Why do men shave their mustaches? They make them look so distinguished! Without the facial hair they look soft and timid. I overheard a barber telling his customer that men shave their mustache when in relationships with women of non-color. I asked why! He said, "they tell them to shave because it makes them less ominous!" What? In other words, it emasculates them. Keep an eye on the actors who are married to women of non-color and see if I'm right. I'll post a few pictures for you!
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