Ode To Britney!

Is hanging with Paris a good Idea? Maybe! Yet I think you forgot you have a one month old baby! I'm glad you lost your weight, no longer a fatty! You need to find those babies a daddy! We have truly lost our trust in thee. Soon you'll lose full custody. I'm sorry, I really shouldn't bash! We always knew you were trailer trash! I think for one minute we all should pause, before we tell you to put on some damn draws! Paris , you will inherit the wealth of a nation. Not if you keep fraternizing with someone who can ruin YOUR reputation. Britney, it's not just that your ways are errant, you need to go home and be a parent. Note to readers: Snap your fingers while you read this!